I’ve learned from Oprah and Jeebus that by putting things “out there” to the world and letting things be known what you want, you will get it. According to The Secret some, this can mean a bike, a lovah, or money, so I’m putting it all out there.
Mama wants needs a lake house.
Not a house on a retention pond made from dirt and rain runoff water. A real lake house. One that I can take my imaginary SeaDoo out on, float in the clean freshwater, and enjoy my Mandarin Madras served to me by my houseboy while sitting on my dock.
My lake house would come equipt with a hammock. I’d gladly supply it if no one else buys me one need be.
My girls would enjoy it as well. They’d even cry and cry just to stay away from the water, so I’d never worry that they’d be eaten by alligators fall in the water.
I’ll even make them do a dance of joy for the lake house.
My girls’ eyes match the color of the water, so it’s fate that I should have a lake house.
HockeyMan has a new passion: the jet ski. To save money on storage and gas driving to and from the lake, we need the lake house to keep our jet ski ready and waiting and calling my name.
Just think of all of the science I could teach my girls! It’s an educational right that they be raised in a home with alligators nature around them. As for now in our current home, the only nature they see is the bastard sugar ants that invade our house every summer. That’s just not fair. They need to learn by actually living among alligators nature.
Our family could use the lake house as the perfect vacation place to get away and enjoy being with one another. Just see all the fun my dad had helping pushing my Grandma in the water on her 75th birthday. That’s quality family-time that would go un-wasted.
So, please world, Oprah, and Jeebus, show me the way to getting my lake house. I’ve found a few that are well out of range of my non-existent price range, but anything can happen, right? Mama can live her dream of living among alligators nature. I live in GD Florida for Jeebus sakes! I need to live the lifestyle instead of a non-descript HOA-limiting cookie-cutter Pleasantville house.
Mama needs it. Mama needs it bad.
You go get it, gurl! You DESERVE it!
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If you set your mind into it and feel like that it’s all coming to you, it will.
You deserve all that is good. So don’t think so hard about having that lake house. Play with your imagination, feel how it is like in that house, actually feel that it’s already yours—never mind the price, never mind what people tells you, go on and think about your house—before you know it, it’s already there! It’s so nice to see that you have provided photos for your entries. How refreshing!
I’m glad I was able to stumble into your blog. I have tried this myself. My life is getting better.
So Mama, you’ll gonna have that lake house!
P.S. Your girls are lovely.
You should re-read your last line like I read it…
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I need a lake house too….
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frogpondsrock: You live on a 2 mile wide island woman!
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Guys n’ dolls n’ dollars
Good for you! I read the secret too and have a long list that just never seems to get filled, so I wonder if it really works!
good luck!
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I read the secret and the secret it is that I must not click my heels loud enough for the universe to hear me..
I hope you get your lake house.. if not you still have the cutest girls EVA!!
Love them blues!!
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Duh. I should totally be doing that. I keep just taking whatever crapola the universe feels like dishing out that day. I’m asking for a beach house. Mama needs a beach house.
Glad I found you - you made me smile today.
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Hi Sharon. It really works
You’ll have a lot of things on your list and they’ll be endless. Which means after jotting down what you want, there will come another thing that pops into your mind. Just keep asking. 
Focus on what you want and believe in it. 
So, what, you *can’t* order those on your Web site yet? WTF?
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I only like pool water. Hubby would love to Jet-ski and go fishing.
Take us with you to the lake house and I’ll cook and watch the wee little girls. For $8 an hour!
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Yeah. A lake house wouldn’t suck.
Keep up that positive thinking, and it’ll happen. Right?
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oh… and I know I’ve said it before, but my GOD, those eyes!
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I like the one with the guest house. Just in case you ever want to have guests from Kentucky come to sleep in it. *cough*
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Once Bitten, Twice Fly.
Additionally, I love your grandma’s animal print bathing suit. And that picture altogether. And the look on your dad’s face. I just love it, and I don’t even know these people.
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We leave to camp for a week in MO.
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What a concept, hope it works!
I want a house at the beach, So I think I will follow your lead and put my order in
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You will get it. I believe in this idea of asking for something you want because it has happened to us many times…
It will happen just wait and see. You will get that lake house.
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Because I can filter this down to it’s most essential details I feel compelled to call liar.
There is no way that is a 75 year old ass. I cannot have a worse ass than your 75 year old grandmother.
Hrmph.
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OK… I’d like a lake house, but I’d settle for knowing what color polish you had on your toes…
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Sue Doe-Nim: I feel your pain. She’s MY grandmother and looks that good. Now I can’t blame my genes.
Manager Mom: My signature color - OPI “I’m Not Really a Waitress”
A lake house would be great. But if you get one because of this entry, you’ll probably have a heart attack and not be able to enjoy it anyway. lol
Great photos, btw
I could use one of those beach houses too! If this works out for you, I may have to give it a try!!!! heh!
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That water looks so refreshing and fun. Thank you for sharing those photos!
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That picture of your grandmother is the most awesome picture I’ve ever seen!! I love it! Haha!
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