Mama Needs It Bad


I’ve learned from Oprah and Jeebus that by putting things “out there” to the world and letting things be known what you want, you will get it. According to The Secret some, this can mean a bike, a lovah, or money, so I’m putting it all out there.

Mama wants needs a lake house.

Not a house on a retention pond made from dirt and rain runoff water. A real lake house. One that I can take my imaginary SeaDoo out on, float in the clean freshwater, and enjoy my Mandarin Madras served to me by my houseboy while sitting on my dock.

My lake house would come equipt with a hammock. I’d gladly supply it if no one else buys me one need be.

Hammock

My girls would enjoy it as well. They’d even cry and cry just to stay away from the water, so I’d never worry that they’d be eaten by alligators fall in the water.

Girls

I’ll even make them do a dance of joy for the lake house.

Dance, kid

My girls’ eyes match the color of the water, so it’s fate that I should have a lake house.

Eyes

HockeyMan has a new passion: the jet ski. To save money on storage and gas driving to and from the lake, we need the lake house to keep our jet ski ready and waiting and calling my name.

Jet ski

Just think of all of the science I could teach my girls! It’s an educational right that they be raised in a home with alligators nature around them. As for now in our current home, the only nature they see is the bastard sugar ants that invade our house every summer. That’s just not fair. They need to learn by actually living among alligators nature.

Fl Sandhill Crane

Our family could use the lake house as the perfect vacation place to get away and enjoy being with one another. Just see all the fun my dad had helping pushing my Grandma in the water on her 75th birthday. That’s quality family-time that would go un-wasted.

Dad

So, please world, Oprah, and Jeebus, show me the way to getting my lake house. I’ve found a few that are well out of range of my non-existent price range, but anything can happen, right? Mama can live her dream of living among alligators nature. I live in GD Florida for Jeebus sakes! I need to live the lifestyle instead of a non-descript HOA-limiting cookie-cutter Pleasantville house.

Mama needs it. Mama needs it bad.

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  1. VDog says:

    You go get it, gurl! You DESERVE it!

    VDog’s last blog post..Your Questions, Answered

  2. Yvie says:

    If you set your mind into it and feel like that it’s all coming to you, it will.

    You deserve all that is good. So don’t think so hard about having that lake house. Play with your imagination, feel how it is like in that house, actually feel that it’s already yours—never mind the price, never mind what people tells you, go on and think about your house—before you know it, it’s already there! It’s so nice to see that you have provided photos for your entries. How refreshing!

    I’m glad I was able to stumble into your blog. I have tried this myself. My life is getting better.

    So Mama, you’ll gonna have that lake house!

    P.S. Your girls are lovely. :)

  3. You should re-read your last line like I read it…

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Guys n’ dolls n’ dollars

  4. I need a lake house too….

    frogpondsrock’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

  5. [re=3274]frogpondsrock[/re]: You live on a 2 mile wide island woman!

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Guys n’ dolls n’ dollars

  6. Sharon says:

    Good for you! I read the secret too and have a long list that just never seems to get filled, so I wonder if it really works!

    good luck!

    Sharon’s last blog post..Our 12th anniversary

  7. Kim says:

    I read the secret and the secret it is that I must not click my heels loud enough for the universe to hear me.. :)

    I hope you get your lake house.. if not you still have the cutest girls EVA!! :) Love them blues!!

    Kim’s last blog post..Taking Off The Costume

  8. Carolyn says:

    Duh. I should totally be doing that. I keep just taking whatever crapola the universe feels like dishing out that day. I’m asking for a beach house. Mama needs a beach house.

    Glad I found you – you made me smile today.

    Carolyn’s last blog post..Keepin’ it real.

  9. Yvie says:

    Hi Sharon. It really works :) You’ll have a lot of things on your list and they’ll be endless. Which means after jotting down what you want, there will come another thing that pops into your mind. Just keep asking. :D Focus on what you want and believe in it. :)

  10. Colleen says:

    So, what, you *can’t* order those on your Web site yet? WTF?

    Colleen’s last blog post..Laundry? What laundry?

  11. I only like pool water. Hubby would love to Jet-ski and go fishing.
    Take us with you to the lake house and I’ll cook and watch the wee little girls. For $8 an hour!

    Little Miss Sunshine State’s last blog post..Photos-Friday Walk

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  13. Monnik says:

    Yeah. A lake house wouldn’t suck.

    Keep up that positive thinking, and it’ll happen. Right?

    Monnik’s last blog post..Reason #1,447,865…

  14. Monnik says:

    oh… and I know I’ve said it before, but my GOD, those eyes!

    Monnik’s last blog post..Reason #1,447,865…

  15. I like the one with the guest house. Just in case you ever want to have guests from Kentucky come to sleep in it. *cough*

    Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Once Bitten, Twice Fly.

  16. Additionally, I love your grandma’s animal print bathing suit. And that picture altogether. And the look on your dad’s face. I just love it, and I don’t even know these people.

    Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Once Bitten, Twice Fly.

  17. We leave to camp for a week in MO.

    Jackie W transplanted Okie’s last blog post..Sunflowers

  18. jessica says:

    What a concept, hope it works!

  19. jill says:

    I want a house at the beach, So I think I will follow your lead and put my order in

    jill’s last blog post..Being patient

  20. Chris says:

    You will get it. I believe in this idea of asking for something you want because it has happened to us many times…

    It will happen just wait and see. You will get that lake house.

    Chris’s last blog post..Farewell: See You Next School Year

  21. Sue Doe-Nim says:

    Because I can filter this down to it’s most essential details I feel compelled to call liar.

    There is no way that is a 75 year old ass. I cannot have a worse ass than your 75 year old grandmother.

    Hrmph.

    Sue Doe-Nim’s last blog post..I’m a Writer

  22. Manager Mom says:

    OK… I’d like a lake house, but I’d settle for knowing what color polish you had on your toes…

    Manager Mom’s last blog post..Little Shop Of Horrors

  23. [re=3295]Sue Doe-Nim[/re]: I feel your pain. She’s MY grandmother and looks that good. Now I can’t blame my genes.

    [re=3296]Manager Mom[/re]: My signature color – OPI “I’m Not Really a Waitress”

  24. Julia says:

    A lake house would be great. But if you get one because of this entry, you’ll probably have a heart attack and not be able to enjoy it anyway. lol

    Great photos, btw :)

  25. justmylife says:

    I could use one of those beach houses too! If this works out for you, I may have to give it a try!!!! heh!

    justmylife’s last blog post..It’s still nasty people!!!!

  26. That water looks so refreshing and fun. Thank you for sharing those photos!

    Hawaii Vacations’s last blog post..By: Chantelle

  27. That picture of your grandmother is the most awesome picture I’ve ever seen!! I love it! Haha!

    Laura aka LaLaGirl’s last blog post..Slaving away!

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