Mmmmm… Back Fat

I’ve decided to take a more conscious outlook on what I eat. NOT a diet, cause I’ll fail. NOT a “change of lifestyle” unless it means marrying a woman.

Just to be more conscious of what I eat and how much sugar goes into my back fat.

Speaking of back fat, it’s what made me start to realize what I’m inhaling eating.

When your back fat roll meets your boob under-crease, it’s a problem.

Sexy.

Like Lotus, I’m naming mine. But they’re staying anonymous. And there will be NO pictures. Please. Stop begging.

I’m not talking drastic measures like cutting out Kraft (KRAFT) Mayo and bread (cut out bread and i’m a crazier crazy person.

I’m just saying I’ll get the Iced Skinny Vanilla Latte instead of the Iced White Chocolate Mocha. Instead of the T6 combo of 2 Baja Steak Chalupas and soft chicken taco at Taco Bell, I’ll get the 3 soft chicken taco combo. I may still get the Mtn Dew, but I’ll really try to get the iced tea. At least it’s brewed there and not some crapass iced tea syrup drink. I’m southern. I likes my iced tea BREWED.

So, now that I’ve had my ONE, NOT TWO, Giada’s brownie topped with Nutella, chocolate chips, and hazelnuts, I’m drinking some water to wash it down.

See, it’s starting already.

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  1. Adam Finch says:

    I like your approach, it’s not a diet, it’s being conscious. I too have found my rolls thickening. Maybe I’ll give this conscious outlook a try. Hope this works for us! Thanks for sharing.

    Adam
    http://adam-finch.eachday.com

  2. Colleen says:

    Baby steps…baby steps.

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  3. justmylife says:

    I watch what I eat. I watch it go from my plate into my mouth, does that count? I guess not. I should try that. Diets don’t work. Isn’t that a commercial? I have to have my tea too, sweet tea, thank you very much! Good luck.

    justmylife’s last blog post..It’s Monday again!

  4. Storm says:

    Good luck. I have too many rolls myself and I love that its NOT a diet.

    Storm’s last blog post..Make Me Laugh Monday – Make Me Thin

  5. Joe says:

    Hawt! ;) The descriptions are great…I think we all have like 10 pounds or so that we would just like to lose and have never return.

  6. I honestly didn’t understand a single flippin word of all that.

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  7. Momo Fali says:

    Mmmmm…now I’m hungry.

    Momo Fali’s last blog post..We Were Going To Call Him Stumpy

  8. I do try to be more aware of what I’m eating and how I’m eating it… then chocolate goes on sale and my control is lost.
    I commend you for trying and even talking about any type of fat that isn’t connected to a nice juicy steak!!.
    i fail at diets as well. I think I get bored to easy!!

    anyway… good luck!! I love you blog (even tho it’s the first time I’ve commented lol)

    DaisyK @ With a Green Thumb’s last blog post..Snip snip here, rub rub there and a couple of la dee dahs

  9. Erin says:

    the crunchy tacos actually have fewer calories than the soft ones. And taste better. just a psa from someone else whose bad habits go straight to my back fat. And muffin top. and . . . never mind.

    Erin’s last blog post..Four Eyes for Sam

  10. Karen MEG says:

    Water, best thing for a diet. I love your categories BTW, too funny!

    Karen MEG’s last blog post..Who are these kids?

  11. Light says:

    Good Luck!!

    Light’s last blog post..Hash Browns are not my friends

  12. Jen says:

    Back fat is the worst-and I speak from experience. I think that when the back gets fat its time to take action. I like your plan. It reminds me of this book called Eat This Not That or something like that. Have you seen it?

    Jen’s last blog post..Tackle It Tuesday

  13. Kim says:

    When I am stting down I just tuck my fat into my jeans.. like hiding dirt under the rug..

    PS. I am a Nutella virgin.

    Kim’s last blog post..Pity Party is Over – Super Hero Saved the Day

  14. There is nothing on this planet worse than non-brewed syrupy tea. It’s a disgrace to iced tea.

    Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy)’s last blog post..The Little Engine That Couldn’t

  15. That brownie sounds phenomenal. Yum. Yum. Yum. I think I would have eaten about five of them.

    Not Afraid To Use It’s last blog post..WW: Sheer Bliss

  16. Rebecca says:

    I hear you, sister-friend… Best of luck to you… and to me, too. :)

    Rebecca’s last blog post..Weekly Winners: April 26-May 3 (kind of)

  17. Viveca says:

    good stuff here … I’ve been doing a lot of research on the health benefits of friendship … one interesting tidbit is that we have a lot in common with our close friends including eating habits, exercise habits …

    I guess that makes sense. Five years ago I quit smoking and had to quit a number of friendships. By the same token I’ve made new friends that I would never have met w/ a smoke in one hand and a beer in the other!

    Who – which friends – are supporting you, joining you on this journey/party?!

    Viveca

    Viveca’s last blog post..Friendship Reading List – Health Benefits of Friendship

  18. Cactii says:

    Good luck with your goals! Love the layout of your blog – real sweet.

    Cactii’s last blog post..GPS Tracking Systems for Cars, Pets and People

  19. Being more aware of what I eat only seems to make me more obsessed with food. How does that work?
    I like your menu though. I’ve now got the jones for two chicken soft tacos from Taco Bell @ 7:30 in the morning.
    Good luck with the back fat diet. If you have any good ideas for a bun fat diet, please send them along.

    Laurie Furber’s last blog post..Life in the White House

  20. Suzanne says:

    I love the graphics and colors of your blog. Did you do it yourself?

    Suzanne’s last blog post..Friday Poetry: Autumn Leaves

  21. DrKNutrition says:

    I’ve found adding splenda to everything I would normally put sugar in has helped me a lot to control my crazy sugar cravings.

    DrKNutrition’s last blog post..Popular Diets – Sham or Real? The Sugar Busters Diet

  22. hi, nice header image you have here, i like it :)

  23. joe comp says:

    diet?i think the best way is to manage what we eat, doing some sport like go to gym or anything you like, drink water.

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