Morning Pee

It’s SO nice to have a kid who used the crapper for so many reasons.

But(t)…

When that said kid requests requires me to hold her hand while she pees on the potty, then waits too long to go for her morning pee, then stands in the bathroom (thank GOD) and pulls down her pants, then pees her morning pee all over herself, her pajama pants, and the floor, then stands in the bath being hosed down, then her little sister comes in to see what’s going on and falls in the puddle of morning pee, then cries, then has to have her diaper and pajama pants pulled off her her, then has to stand in the bath and get hosed down, ALL BEFORE I BRUSH MY TEETH, I kinda wish she still wore diapers.

Good morning.

  1. 1
    Hockeyman says:

    NO to diapers! ewwwww

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  2. 2
    LibAnn says:

    Awww! Poor babies. Poor Momma.

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  3. 3
    Maria
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    says:

    LMAO. L. M. F. A. O.
    Poor mommy. :(

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  4. 4
    Colleen
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    Oh thank you for the laugh! I’ve been there! (Not EXACTLY, but close…)

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  5. 5
    Nickoal says:

    Aww, that’s so awful, but funny! Thanks for the bit of cheering up.

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  6. 6
    Kim says:

    Man.. now i know why ur having a blah day..

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  7. 7
    Tom says:

    lol Good text. It sucks sometimes but when they go to bed and you look at them sleeping like angels or when they let you notice they love you, you have the greatest feeling in the world. You ‘made’ a person. This is just great! And it’s worth it.

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  8. 8
    Miss says:

    YES to diapers, unless daddy wants to clean up THESE kinds of incidents!

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    Zoeyjane
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    says:

    I’m thinking you deserve a present. Like new underwears. Just to further remind you of your morning’s start.

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  10. 10

    Ahh, the humbling effects of motherhood… At least you’re able to smile about it. Right? :)

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  11. 11
    lceel says:

    LMAO. Sorry. LMAO again. Sorry. LOL.
    sorry.

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  12. 12

    You’ve truly made my day knowing you’ve been urinated on before breakfast.

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  13. 13
    Amy says:

    I can so appreciate this as I had one of those days yesterday with the twins!!! There are several days that I wish they were still in diapers for the convenience (especially when we have to check out every public toilet where ever we go)!

    Hope your pee pee day improves!!

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  14. 14

    what a way to start the day! did you turn around and go back to bed?

  15. 15
    justmylife says:

    I am so glad those days are behind me! heh!! No more, ” Mom, come wipe my butt.” Yes, so glad my kids are growing up!

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    Jenty
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    says:

    PMSL! Sorry, but OMW that was funny :)
    I’m really not looking forward to potty training again

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  17. 17
    Dan says:

    The same thing happens to me every morning. and then the kids wake up too.

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  18. 18
    Nicki says:

    Ugh, stinky morning, huh! Been there…

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    Alex says:

    With a 15 month boy I can share some of the pain :-) But it is also adds to the funny moments, once you get your coffee and brush the teeth :-)

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    Tara R.
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    says:

    I have never been more happy that my kids are not still in diapers (good thing since they are both teens) as I am right now. :D

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    Tonya says:

    Aah, and a day that begins like that can only go downhill from there, right. Too funny, but ewwwwww.

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  22. 22
    GHD says:

    If only we could bypass that whole potty “training” phase entirely… :-)

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  23. 23
    Helen says:

    I was thinking the same thing only last night when my four year had to keep getting up every hour, “I’m trying just ‘case I need to pee Mummy!”

    Helen’s last blog post..Geordie’s BFF…Goodbye Legge Blonde!!!

  24. 24
    Light says:

    That is SOOO Funny!! Gotta love kids!

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    Kelley
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    You are lucky she aint a boy or you would have been wearing that morning pee in your hair…

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  26. 26

    Haha, that is pretty hilarious. I’m trying to think if I ever needed a hand while I peed when I was little but it’s hard to remember…

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