October 13th, 2007

My Face Hurts

Punchline: It hurts me worse lookin atcha!

My face is imploding. I have a love/hate relationship with season changes. I LOVE fall to “winter.” I use quotes because Orlando winter is Chicago summer. Still, I love feeling the weather change into the 70s and opening the windows.

But that damn cooler weather brings sinus problems. I felt it creeping in last night with a stiff neck and tiredness. Did it get me to bed any earlier? No.

So now I feel like ass with my face imploding (hello, Google!), nose stuffed, and snot running out. By the way, how is it that my nose is stuffed AND snot running out?

And I have no tissues. I’ll put some of my fancy TP (HockeyMan requires aloe TP) by the bed tonight. I may even have to sleep with some of it shoved up my nose. You know you do it. Extreme times call for extreme measures. Don’t judge a sick woman.

I’ll be getting some fancy tissues (Mama requires lotion tissues) tomorrow along with some rest tonight. I’ll be in bed by 12.

Fo sho.

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  • Post Date: Saturday, October 13th, 2007
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