I have a brother I’ve never met in person.
I’ve talked to him endlessly for the past umpteen months online. He’s made me happy, brought me solace, made me feel better, frustrated me to no end, and I have hoped for nothing more than happiness for him.
And now, he’s he happiest I’ve ever seen heard read him.
Martin knocked up his wife.
Apparently he had dirty man goo, so after a wash by the doc, and a squirt up the hoo-ha, ET’s egg(s) finally gave in and accepted Spencer the Sperm (and his buddy?).
I’ve never wanted to hug you, but now, I could totally.
**HUGS**
Now, go kiss ET’s belly and **shivvvver** off that sister hug.
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hurrah for mr Xbox
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yah for bro. this is funny!
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You sound exactly like a sister should. Yay for Xbox and ET.
Tara R.s last blog post..Denial is a river in Egypt…
Yeah, he found me on the PC at hte butt crack of dawn to tell me I was a lazy bithc because I hadn’t read his post yet, so I had to go over the without coffee, even, to find out what the heck was so important…and of course it is wonderful and thrilling, but you know? I don’t think I have ever wanted to, you know, hug him.
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I demand a DNA test.
For your imaginary sibling claims, not my unborn future leader of the free world child.
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i couldn’t believe it! every month, though, i swore it was THE month. so excited for him.
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Seriously….I am SOOOOO happy today.
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You must be siblings, I mean, weren’t you the first to know (the first to comment out of a gazillion congratulatory messages and all!) It is so great, isn’t it?
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