I wrote this last night on Facebook as a reply to my 2nd mom*. It’s pretty much 101% true.
So of course I made it into a someecard.
My internet wit is used to shadow my lack of ability to do pretty much everything else in life.
*2nd mom does not refer to a step-mom, mother-in-law, or lesbian mother, but rather my actual 2nd mom who is, in technical terms, my BFF’s mom.