I wrote this last night on Facebook as a reply to my 2nd mom*. It’s pretty much 101% true.
So of course I made it into a someecard.
My internet wit is used to shadow my lack of ability to do pretty much everything else in life.
*2nd mom does not refer to a step-mom, mother-in-law, or lesbian mother, but rather my actual 2nd mom who is, in technical terms, my BFF’s mom.

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You’re killin’ me. Can’t wait to see what 2nd mom has to say about that…probably some cheery, pump up your self-esteem, something-or-other.
It was sometimes annoying, but mostly I think we were/are fortunate to have “2nd moms.” Will our kids have that, I wonder?
You can see the whole exchange here: https://www.facebook.com/JackiePWallace/posts/365684473463422
And considering my girls aren’t in Girl Scouts, I doubt they’ll have something exactly like we do. Unless you move in across the street, which is pretty much not going to happen.