My Laminated List

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on March 7, 2008

in Farts and Other Stuff

In case you live in the dark didn’t watch Friends, a Laminated List is the top 5 people that, if they showed up on your doorstep, you could *ahem* GET WITH and your spouse/spousal equivalent would have to step out of the way. Because this is MY list and MY blog, I’m expanding my Laminated List to 10.

Do you think any of them have a thing for overweight, married moms? If so, I’m ready and waiting. Give me a call.

Agree? Disagree? Who’s on your list? Let me know. Just don’t take one of mine away. My list is laminated, though I do reserve the right to add to the list at any time.

In NO particular order (I wouldn’t want to make any of them jealous):

David Beckham: Down-right perfection with a British accent. And this Mama better back off.

John Cusak: I know there are lotsa lay-days with this crush like her and her (thanks for finding that pic for me), but bitches, back off my Lloyd.

Justin Timberlake: Did you just hear that? He just said, “Come over here and jump my bones, Angie,” with his eyes.

Jimmy Fallon: Wit is SO cute. I wanna do him.

Tom Cruise: Proof that crazy can be pretty.

Taye Diggs: Oh, Mama. Just look. Take a few seconds to take him in. I’ll leave you to your private thoughts.

Jon Bon Jovi: He can Lay His Hands On Me any time. That was cheesy. Now he might not come over. Damn. And to think I had a chance.

Victoria Beckham: Yes, a woman. And she comes with my David. After seeing her 1 hour show last summer, I fell in love.

John Krasinski/Jim Halpert: I *heart* cute nerds.

Nate Berkus: Cuteness goes a LONG way, especially for a gay man. Wait, is he gay? If I’m gay, too, does that mean… Cause I can go whatever way he wants.


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1 amanda March 7, 2008 at 11:50 pm

I will back down as long as I receive all rights to Taye Diggs and Jim from the Office. I feel as if that is an equal trade! :)

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2 1stopmom March 8, 2008 at 1:55 am

David Beckham, all I can say is WOW!! Wait, let me look again to be sure……….Yep I was right WOWWWWW!! Great pics of Taye and Tom. Yeah I am on a first name basis with them, how did you get my pictures?? LOL

great blog by the way.

Blog hopping on by……

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3 Shannanb aka Mommy Bits March 8, 2008 at 8:04 am

Great List. That is one of the best Friends episodes. I have to agree with you, with my favorite two being Fallon and Cusak.

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4 Maria [Immoral Matriarch] March 8, 2008 at 8:50 am

LMAO!!!!

I’m stealing this and doing it on my blog!!!!!! :)

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5 Kim March 8, 2008 at 10:45 am

That pic of David Beckham is flipping UNREAL.. HOTTNESS.. What I coul do with that boy.. YUM.

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6 April March 8, 2008 at 11:33 am

You can have Crazy Cruise! So long as I get Taye Diggs…

Blog Hoppin’,
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7 Dawn March 8, 2008 at 12:50 pm

I’ve started a revolution! :)

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8 Amanda March 8, 2008 at 7:17 pm

I’m sorry…but Jon (Bon Jovi) is not available for your laminated list, because I have chained him up in my bedroom. Right next to Adam Levine. ;) Love the idea…and I too, am stealing it for my blog!

Hoppin on by…

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9 Xbox4NappyRash March 8, 2008 at 8:19 pm

As a man, I’m seriously insulted….

;-)

Frankly, the thought of anyone wanting to jump on Tom Cruise without a brick in their hand makes me vomit in my mouth a wee bit.

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10 Maria [Immoral Matriarch] March 8, 2008 at 8:46 pm

So I totally stole it. But I linked to you on my blog. :)

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11 dkaye March 8, 2008 at 10:39 pm

I’ll take cusack, and bon jovi when you’re done with them please. ;)

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12 OHmommy March 8, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Oh, honey… I so agree… we have the same taste in men! This list is perfect!!!! MWAH

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13 Groovy Mom March 9, 2008 at 4:49 pm

I’m feelin’ John Cusak. No, really. Want video? ;-)

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14 Tootsie Farklepants March 9, 2008 at 7:34 pm

I share your love of John Krasinski.

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15 MammaLoves March 9, 2008 at 7:55 pm

Okay we’re going to have to fight it out over John and Taye. Or we could just share…

I’d add:

Bono
Patrick Dempsey (and for the record I loved him before GA)
Matthew McConau–however you spell his name

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16 Jennifer @ The Cubicle's Backporch March 10, 2008 at 12:24 pm

I came here from Maria’s blog and had to see who you picked for your top 10. That is one helluva good picture of David Beckham you found. I’m drooling and typing. I’m so multi-abilitied! (Yeah- I made it up)

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17 Angie's Favorite Sister (a.k.a. Birthday Girl) March 10, 2008 at 2:35 pm

It’s kind of gross that you want to sleep with your future brother-in-law. Seriously…you want the Boss and Trouble to know you did Uncle Justin? Disgusting.

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18 Karen MEG March 11, 2008 at 10:35 pm

Great post!!! I Love it! Huge John Cusack fan; I also came by Maria’s list, this was such fun!
You are hilarious by the way.

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19 Little Miss Sunshine State March 31, 2008 at 10:17 am

You may only have Taye if it is a night that I’m shacking up with Jimmy Smits.

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