You’d never know it from looking at me through the lappytop screen, but I have horrendous style.
Like, bad.
Like, my sister shakes her head at me when I show up at her house and wonders less-than-silently how we’re even related.
So like everyone else on the internet, I thought I’d give it a go at Polyvore to see just how bad my style measures up.
With some last minute help from alimartell, I don’t think I did 1/2 bad. (I’m required by no one other than myself to tell you that alimartell is not a fan of the Sperry’s, but I love them, so they stayed. She did love the striped shirt and picked out the wedges to include.)
Now, if I could only get it together long enough to actually dress up when I leave the house, I’d totally get all of this cuteness.
All of these items I found on Zappos, with whom I am an affiliate.
Mama’s gotta make paper somehows, yo.









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If you’re gonna go for flats…I say TOMS
Top-siders, for me, only belong on boats. Or on Newpsies.
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Oh, I love me some TOMS and have 2 pair. I want the nautical ones. WAAANT.
Tom’s are the bomb! I just got my first pair and love them! And love that I can wear them to work!
I’m so in love with my TOMs.
Not a bad ensemble at all! (And yeah, TOMS are the bomb.”
We should totally get matching TOMS! ZOMGSQUEEEE! TWINSIES!
Oh I’ll go on a Lack-of-Style off with you any day. I SUCK. Half because I naturally have NO talent and do NOT understand fashion, and half because I DO NOT CARE, can’t make myself care, so consequently I don’t know what is fashionable and the loop continues…. I just find one or two expensive things a year to buy and call it a season. Then people go “Oh! Is that a Michael Kors tee you’re wearing with those… uh…. fucked up shorts?” and I say, “why yes, it is! Thank you for noticing!”
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Do you have just 3 pair of shorts that you rotate? BOOM. I win.
I have TWO. Reverse BOOM, infinity.
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SHIT.
Not half bad? Girl, you are like the cover of Glamour! I was expecting to scroll down and see yoga pants and an over-sized gym shirt or a black velour warm-up suit, which you could totally pair with an adorable lime green scoop neck tee if you wanted to dress it up a bit for your fancy, shmancy preschool drop-off (not that I have any direct experience with such an outfit, I am just spitballing here!), but actual jeans, with actual earrings AND actual shoes. Come on now, you are a 10 in my fashion book!
Ashley
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