Naughty Gift Revealed

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on December 17, 2008

in Farts and Other Stuff

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that’s what she said…

Mom, Karen – you may NOT click below or you’ll ruin the surprise!

My dear brother-in-law, FratBoy requested I give him anal beads. Seeing as I’m a giving person, I ordered them.

I’ll post pics of their faces next week.

And the prize winner, Colleen from Mommy Always Wins, was the FIRST to comment and the FIRST to get it right! You’re good, Mama, and so so bad. If you want your own set of beads, I’ll send them your way.

Bwaaaaahahahahaha…..

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1 Sarah December 17, 2008 at 12:13 am

Hahahah, my guess was NO WHERE NEAR what you got. I can’t believe that your brother requested those! LOL

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2 Vic December 17, 2008 at 6:20 am

OMG that’s hilarious! I can’t believe you actually bought them!

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3 Amy December 17, 2008 at 8:29 am

HE HE!!! I can’t wait to see the pic of his face!!! Priceless!

Amy’s last blog post..Our Amazing Disney Cruise!!!

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4 OHmommy December 17, 2008 at 9:12 am

You will take pics, no?

OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!

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5 lceel December 17, 2008 at 9:39 am

Ooo. My goodness. He might be better of with the blowup Shirley Schmidt Doll. Truly a case of “be cafeful what you wish for”.

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6 Maggie's Mind December 17, 2008 at 10:04 am

Sometimes the Christmas games where I used to work would get a little racy, but nobody ever brought anal beads. Would have been so much more fun if you’d’ve been there.

Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Weekly Winners Sunday 12/14/08

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7 CableGirl December 17, 2008 at 10:25 am

All I can say is he should have known better. Hell, has he ever met you? I mean, I haven’t met you in person and even I know better than to assume you wouldn’t get such a thing.

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8 Bosbos March 7, 2014 at 3:41 pm

Addie, you would only need 1 appointment. Only when there are 3 or more plpeoe in the portrait is when 2 appointments necessary. Animals are like working with 2 year olds and the more more going on around them the longer it can take to get the super fun shots, but we have so much fun doing it and make tons of noises!! We have a Shih-Tsu too!

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9 Mrs. G. December 17, 2008 at 12:37 pm

EEEEEEWWWWW

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10 Lynette December 17, 2008 at 12:48 pm

AAAHAHAHAHA….. That’s what he gets…since, you know. That’s what HE said.

Lynette’s last blog post..Can I still call it Christmas shopping?

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11 Xbox4NappyRash December 17, 2008 at 1:36 pm

WAY better than using rosary beads!

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12 kd@abitsquirrelly December 17, 2008 at 1:45 pm

Oh. My. God. Please take pictures or videos. Their faces are going to be PRICELESS!! Bwahahaha!

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13 Xbox4NappyRash December 17, 2008 at 1:47 pm

[re=6348]kd@abitsquirrelly[/re]: Their faeces will be priceless more like….

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14 Tara R. December 17, 2008 at 1:57 pm

I’m thinking YouTube the overall familia reaction. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall that day… bwahahaha!

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15 Sky December 17, 2008 at 9:36 pm

OMG…that is the funniest thing!! I can’t wait to see pictures next week!

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16 Kim December 17, 2008 at 9:46 pm

That is the best present ever.. cannot wait to see pictures.. 🙂

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17 Rhea December 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm

You know you are totally going to get lots of strange Google hits now…

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18 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins December 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Only if they’re purple. 😉

Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..We wish you a Merry Christmas…

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19 Nap Warden December 19, 2008 at 11:33 am

I’m scared…

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20 Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy December 19, 2008 at 2:28 pm

I can’t wait to see the pictures.

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Delightfully Dysfunctional Holidays

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21 Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy December 19, 2008 at 2:29 pm

PS. Make sure to take some extra of your hot dad.

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Delightfully Dysfunctional Holidays

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22 Kelley December 20, 2008 at 7:44 am

This is the first time ever I have been glad NOT to win.

My kids get too damn excited about packages from overseas and would want to see.

And I don’t want to know if my daughters know what anal beads are.

Kelley’s last blog post..Show us your Crazy. Christmas Crazy that is.

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