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that’s what she said…
Mom, Karen – you may NOT click below or you’ll ruin the surprise!
My dear brother-in-law, FratBoy requested I give him anal beads. Seeing as I’m a giving person, I ordered them.
I’ll post pics of their faces next week.
And the prize winner, Colleen from Mommy Always Wins, was the FIRST to comment and the FIRST to get it right! You’re good, Mama, and so so bad. If you want your own set of beads, I’ll send them your way.
Bwaaaaahahahahaha…..

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Hahahah, my guess was NO WHERE NEAR what you got. I can’t believe that your brother requested those! LOL
OMG that’s hilarious! I can’t believe you actually bought them!
HE HE!!! I can’t wait to see the pic of his face!!! Priceless!
Amy’s last blog post..Our Amazing Disney Cruise!!!
You will take pics, no?
OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!
Ooo. My goodness. He might be better of with the blowup Shirley Schmidt Doll. Truly a case of “be cafeful what you wish for”.
lceel’s last blog post..A Loooooonnnnnnnggggggg way home
Sometimes the Christmas games where I used to work would get a little racy, but nobody ever brought anal beads. Would have been so much more fun if you’d've been there.
Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Weekly Winners Sunday 12/14/08
All I can say is he should have known better. Hell, has he ever met you? I mean, I haven’t met you in person and even I know better than to assume you wouldn’t get such a thing.
CableGirl’s last blog post..things that piss me off
EEEEEEWWWWW
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AAAHAHAHAHA….. That’s what he gets…since, you know. That’s what HE said.
Lynette’s last blog post..Can I still call it Christmas shopping?
WAY better than using rosary beads!
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Infertile carol singing
Oh. My. God. Please take pictures or videos. Their faces are going to be PRICELESS!! Bwahahaha!
kd@abitsquirrelly’s last blog post..His Peenie is BIG like Dis!
[re=6348]kd@abitsquirrelly[/re]: Their faeces will be priceless more like….
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Infertile carol singing
I’m thinking YouTube the overall familia reaction. What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall that day… bwahahaha!
Tara R.’s last blog post..Random Wednesday ~ acts of kindness
OMG…that is the funniest thing!! I can’t wait to see pictures next week!
Sky’s last blog post..Tech Savvy Mama Giveaway
That is the best present ever.. cannot wait to see pictures..
Kim’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Super Stinking Cute
You know you are totally going to get lots of strange Google hits now…
Rhea’s last blog post..Secret Shindigs and My Digs
Only if they’re purple.
Colleen – Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..We wish you a Merry Christmas…
I’m scared…
I can’t wait to see the pictures.
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PS. Make sure to take some extra of your hot dad.
Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..Delightfully Dysfunctional Holidays
This is the first time ever I have been glad NOT to win.
My kids get too damn excited about packages from overseas and would want to see.
And I don’t want to know if my daughters know what anal beads are.
Kelley’s last blog post..Show us your Crazy. Christmas Crazy that is.
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