Nervous poops

If you’re not going to BlogHer, please turn around and walk away, cause until sometime in August, that’s all you’re gonna hear about here. suckit

I’m crazy-excited to go. Crazy nervous-poops excited. ALREADY.

2 weeks away!

I have all of my clothes purchased, and my Sorrelli jewelry is on its way.

I shall be the hotness.

I will NOT, however,

  • *lose the extra 50 pounds I need to lose
  • *have enough money for a new tattoo
  • *be the cutest girl there (that’d be OHmommy w/ her hotass Louboutins)
  • *have a most excellent bag/purse/satchel
  • *miss out on tackling all of my imaginary friends

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    Hockeyman says:

    You will also not have kids in tow thanks to a wonderful husband insisting you go to Chicago and have a good time while I take care of the kids and dogs at home. :)
    Hockeyman´s last blog ..My Latest Movement My ComLuv Profile

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    HO
    Twitter:
    says:

    Awwww…. Hockeyman.

    I am finally getting SO excited. I haven’t pooped in two days.
    HO´s last blog ..The best accessory for social events My ComLuv Profile

  3. 3
    Naomi says:

    I MAY just have to turn away … y’all are talking about nervous poops, not poopin’ at all AND I don’t know what the hell Louboutins are …

    Crackin’ me up …
    Naomi´s last blog ..How to "move-proof" your marriage – Part Do My ComLuv Profile

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  5. 5

    I am so unbelievably JEALOUS! Make sure you tweet a lot, just so that I can live vicariously through you.;)
    Sam@My A-Cup Runneth Over´s last blog ..D’You Know What I Mean? My ComLuv Profile

  6. 6

    I’m not going either, but I’ll live vicariously through you and Britt and Karl and Adam and *sigh*
    Little Miss Sunshine State´s last blog ..Flip Video At The Georgia Aquarium My ComLuv Profile

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    Favourite Sister
    Twitter:
    says:

    I have several fancy purses…if you wanna borrow. Ya know…to up your *cool* factor.

  8. 8
    Miss Britt
    Twitter:
    says:

    I don’t think I’m going to be able to get a tattoo either. :-(
    Miss Britt´s last blog ..The Hard Part. My ComLuv Profile

  9. 9
    Maria says:

    I have them right now,
    Maria´s last blog ..I wish I had a funnier story to tell about this. My ComLuv Profile

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    Tara R.
    Twitter:
    says:

    Tackling time is a’ comin’!
    Tara R.´s last blog ..PhotoHunt & SOOC ~ 14 My ComLuv Profile

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    lceel says:

    I have a feeling my bib overalls are going to be a little overwhelmed by all the flashy ladies that are going to be there. Maybe if I wear ‘em with a wifebeater and a thong … waddya think?
    lceel´s last blog ..A Little Taste My ComLuv Profile

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    amy says:

    It’s gonna be fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oxoxo
    amy´s last blog ..yeah well I can’t help it. I want to talk about blogher. My ComLuv Profile

  13. 13

    you said satchel. hahahhaha.
    Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy´s last blog ..Redhead Girl My ComLuv Profile

  14. 14

    I am so thrilled that I’ll be one of the peeps you tackle!!!
    Secret Agent Mama´s last blog ..Weekly Winners {MAKfest09 Edition, Part I} My ComLuv Profile

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    Deb
    Twitter:
    says:

    you don’t need a bag. You’ll get at least a dozen free totes, and that cute bag would end up stuffed in them. Too much to do at the conference to spend time getting a tat. And cutest? I’m sure you’ll be right up there. And more to tackle makes for a kiss-ass hug. Awe.some.

  16. 16

    Tackle some of my imaginary friends while you are at it too mkay…sadly not there this year:(
    ourcrookedtree´s last blog ..My Husband Lies & Other Reasons Our Relationship Works My ComLuv Profile

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    Miss Grace says:

    SQUEE. Again. SQUEEEEE
    Miss Grace´s last blog ..Let’s do something Cheery! My ComLuv Profile

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