Nervous poops

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on July 10, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Friends

If you’re not going to BlogHer, please turn around and walk away, cause until sometime in August, that’s all you’re gonna hear about here. suckit

I’m crazy-excited to go. Crazy nervous-poops excited. ALREADY.

2 weeks away!

I have all of my clothes purchased, and my Sorrelli jewelry is on its way.

I shall be the hotness.

I will NOT, however,

  • *lose the extra 50 pounds I need to lose
  • *have enough money for a new tattoo
  • *be the cutest girl there (that’d be OHmommy w/ her hotass Louboutins)
  • *have a most excellent bag/purse/satchel
  • *miss out on tackling all of my imaginary friends
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1 Hockeyman July 10, 2009 at 9:08 pm

You will also not have kids in tow thanks to a wonderful husband insisting you go to Chicago and have a good time while I take care of the kids and dogs at home. 🙂
.-= Hockeyman´s last blog ..My Latest Movement =-.


2 HO July 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm

Awwww…. Hockeyman.

I am finally getting SO excited. I haven’t pooped in two days.
.-= HO´s last blog ..The best accessory for social events =-.


3 Naomi July 10, 2009 at 10:01 pm

I MAY just have to turn away … y’all are talking about nervous poops, not poopin’ at all AND I don’t know what the hell Louboutins are …

Crackin’ me up …
.-= Naomi´s last blog ..How to "move-proof" your marriage – Part Do =-.


4 Assertagirl July 10, 2009 at 10:16 pm



5 Sam@My A-Cup Runneth Over July 10, 2009 at 10:23 pm

I am so unbelievably JEALOUS! Make sure you tweet a lot, just so that I can live vicariously through you.;)
.-= Sam@My A-Cup Runneth Over´s last blog ..D’You Know What I Mean? =-.


6 Little Miss Sunshine State July 10, 2009 at 11:40 pm

I’m not going either, but I’ll live vicariously through you and Britt and Karl and Adam and *sigh*
.-= Little Miss Sunshine State´s last blog ..Flip Video At The Georgia Aquarium =-.


7 Favourite Sister July 11, 2009 at 11:50 am

I have several fancy purses…if you wanna borrow. Ya know…to up your *cool* factor.


8 Miss Britt July 11, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I don’t think I’m going to be able to get a tattoo either. 🙁
.-= Miss Britt´s last blog ..The Hard Part. =-.


9 Maria July 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm

I have them right now,
.-= Maria´s last blog ..I wish I had a funnier story to tell about this. =-.


10 Tara R. July 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm

Tackling time is a’ comin’!
.-= Tara R.´s last blog ..PhotoHunt & SOOC ~ 14 =-.


11 lceel July 11, 2009 at 7:24 pm

I have a feeling my bib overalls are going to be a little overwhelmed by all the flashy ladies that are going to be there. Maybe if I wear ’em with a wifebeater and a thong … waddya think?
.-= lceel´s last blog ..A Little Taste =-.


12 amy July 11, 2009 at 9:43 pm

It’s gonna be fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oxoxo
.-= amy´s last blog ..yeah well I can’t help it. I want to talk about blogher. =-.


13 Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy July 13, 2009 at 4:26 am

you said satchel. hahahhaha.
.-= Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy´s last blog ..Redhead Girl =-.


14 Secret Agent Mama July 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm

I am so thrilled that I’ll be one of the peeps you tackle!!!
.-= Secret Agent Mama´s last blog ..Weekly Winners {MAKfest09 Edition, Part I} =-.


15 Deb July 15, 2009 at 9:42 pm

you don’t need a bag. You’ll get at least a dozen free totes, and that cute bag would end up stuffed in them. Too much to do at the conference to spend time getting a tat. And cutest? I’m sure you’ll be right up there. And more to tackle makes for a kiss-ass hug. Awe.some.


16 ourcrookedtree July 19, 2009 at 10:25 pm

Tackle some of my imaginary friends while you are at it too mkay…sadly not there this year:(
.-= ourcrookedtree´s last blog ..My Husband Lies & Other Reasons Our Relationship Works =-.


17 Miss Grace July 20, 2009 at 12:47 pm

.-= Miss Grace´s last blog ..Let’s do something Cheery! =-.


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