Not-So-Quotable Quotes

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on August 17, 2011

in All About Me,Being Mom,Farts and Other Stuff,Kiddos,Observations,WTF?

If you follow me on Twitter (which you probably do) or follow my Tumblr (which you probably don’t), you’ve seen some of the quotes from my kids, friends, and family that I document and share. I have a horrible memory for details, so I wanted to keep track of the insane quotables that fall out of my kids’ mouths. Last April, I shared the quotes I’d posted on my Tumblr up until then, and today I’m sharing the quotes I’ve collected since then.

Weirdos.

I also kind of want to know that I’m not the only one who has kids who say random and insane things. I’m not the only one, right? RIGHT?

YOU? Are welcome.

Tagged as: girls, kids, quotes, tumblr

{ 16 comments… read them below or add one }

1 DOgsOnDrugs.com August 17, 2011 at 10:27 am

“I want ANSWERS!” – My two year old, slamming his fist down on the dinner table. He’s either going to be a detective, or he’s been watching Law & Order behind our backs.
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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:55 pm: Mini lawyer there!

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3 Leigh Anne August 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

Those quotes made me snort at my desk! Strangely, no one here was surprised when I did.
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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:55 pm: I am to make you snort.

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5 Nanette August 17, 2011 at 1:07 pm

Your gals are hilariously observant, just like their mama.

6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm: I know you are, but what am I?

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7 Michael @ adaddyblog.com August 17, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Thank for literally making me LOL! Kids do say the funniest (and sometimes frightening frank) things.

p.s. I love that you used the word “frackin” in your comment options.
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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:56 pm: “Frackin” is always better than dirty words.

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9 Amber August 17, 2011 at 3:28 pm

Your kiddos are both adorable and hilarious.

10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:57 pm: You are correct.

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11 Joules August 17, 2011 at 6:57 pm

O.M.G. I am dying over here. What the hell is the Dougie? I thought it was a dance, but how do you do it while peeing? I need answers!
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12 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:58 pm: It’s a dance move that she learned from Justin Bieber. Yeah… I know.

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13 burghbaby August 18, 2011 at 9:26 am

I will happily join Anna’s anti-gravity campaign. Stupid gravity is always tripping me and making me fall on my face.

14 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] August 18, 2011 at 3:58 pm: Damn Newton and his laws.

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15 Kelley @ magnetoboldtoo August 20, 2011 at 1:16 am

have you told Patrick I am really Claire’s father yet?

Us Aussies can do anything.

And shoes are our crack
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16 Ron August 24, 2011 at 1:30 am

These quotes are very not so quotable. I can’t get their point. But I guess that they have things to consider and they have done for the betterment of our society.
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