If you follow me on Twitter (which you probably do) or follow my Tumblr (which you probably don’t), you’ve seen some of the quotes from my kids, friends, and family that I document and share. I have a horrible memory for details, so I wanted to keep track of the insane quotables that fall out of my kids’ mouths. Last April, I shared the quotes I’d posted on my Tumblr up until then, and today I’m sharing the quotes I’ve collected since then.
Weirdos.
I also kind of want to know that I’m not the only one who has kids who say random and insane things. I’m not the only one, right? RIGHT?
YOU? Are welcome.
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“I want ANSWERS!” – My two year old, slamming his fist down on the dinner table. He’s either going to be a detective, or he’s been watching Law & Order behind our backs.
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Mini lawyer there!
Those quotes made me snort at my desk! Strangely, no one here was surprised when I did.
An Awesome post on Leigh Anne´s blog … It seemed perfectly plausible to me…
I am to make you snort.
Your gals are hilariously observant, just like their mama.
I know you are, but what am I?
Thank for literally making me LOL! Kids do say the funniest (and sometimes frightening frank) things.
p.s. I love that you used the word “frackin” in your comment options.
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“Frackin” is always better than dirty words.
Your kiddos are both adorable and hilarious.
You are correct.
O.M.G. I am dying over here. What the hell is the Dougie? I thought it was a dance, but how do you do it while peeing? I need answers!
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It’s a dance move that she learned from Justin Bieber. Yeah… I know.
I will happily join Anna’s anti-gravity campaign. Stupid gravity is always tripping me and making me fall on my face.
Damn Newton and his laws.
have you told Patrick I am really Claire’s father yet?
Us Aussies can do anything.
And shoes are our crack
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These quotes are very not so quotable. I can’t get their point. But I guess that they have things to consider and they have done for the betterment of our society.
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