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Note: Do not toss sensitive child living constantly on the brink of a meltdown into pool for the first time wearing swimmy arm floats without holding on to her.
Note: Next time, hold child’s hand, then gently ease her into said pool preparing her for proper flotation on her own.
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As I just learned by being lectured to very loudly and very sternly by our swim coach.. the throwing into the pool wasn’t your real offense… it’s the arm floaties… evidently they are a direct by-product of the devil himself. According to him the permanent scarring really comes from not having a vest instead. Which sux for us ’cause the little ones love the arm floaties once we stop throwing them in don’t they?
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My hubby did something similar with Hannah when she was a toddler. He didn’t understand why she was scared of pools for the rest of the summer though.
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ah well. live and learn
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Why is that kid smiling?
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She is SO gonna end up on Dr Phil.
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ok… so what you’re saying is that I SHOULDN’T throw my toddler into the pool when we start swimming lessons next week? crap. That was totally my plan.
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hubs calls that “swimming lessons” ☺
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I can just see it. She’ll be lying on a couch, telling her therapist, “If only my mother hadn’t thrown me in the pool that one time….”
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I think I would be more pissed about the Raggedy Ann hair due and the Gene Simmons tongue.
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I was always told, “Sink or Swim!” Is that not the way to go now? I guess live and learn and be glad my kids are older. heh!
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I say toss them in.
I’m really digging her doo and her tongue hanging down to her chin
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i’m sure it seeeeeeemed like a good idea at the time….
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