Saying, “Good morning, Sunshines!” is how I like to start every morning rising at 5am excited to head on out for my morning jog.
Aaaahhhhhh….. There’s nothing like fresh morning air flowing through my hair and breezing over my glistening taut skin as I jog through the tree-lined streets in my neighborhood.
Coming home an hour and a half later, I find a pot of chamomile tea waiting my arrival along with a bowl of steel-cut Irish oatmeal and fresh fruit prepared by my adoring husband.
Enjoying my rain shower in the early morning with a full stomach and twitching muscles of a just-run 10k is my idea of perfection.
Well, it would be if any of that ever came true.
True Life:
Dragged out of bed at 8:30am to my 4yo asking, “Mama! When are you gonna GET UP?”
Make Microwave pancakes for the spawn.
Drive chillins to their school in my PJs.
Drink my 1/2 coffee, 1/2 half & half at 9:30am.
Awake at 11am finally.
Good fucking morning.
Must be nice to sleep in until 8:30.
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mine is eerily similar.
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What the hell is a microwaved pancake?!?! Are you serious?
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Well, I got 10 hours of undisturbed sleep. Attended a fantastic hatha yoga class while Hubs got Little ‘Ny ready for school. When I got home we all had a lovely breakfast together. Then I took Little ‘Ny to school while Hubs headed off to work, and then I got into the office where all of my projects were 100% on target and on budget. *Bouncy ball just smacked me upside the head.* Oh, that was just a dream. I actually woke up with only 6 hours of sleep and a stiff neck. Quickly showered and forgot to put make up on. Got Little ‘Ny dressed in a hurry and rushed her to school. I ate a bowl of cereal at my desk before my first client call took place … which ended with a very unhappy client. Ugh … maybe tomorrow will be better.
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Hear that!
I almost went to the Health Dept for Aidan’s appointment yesterday in my PJs because I got out of bed 10 minutes before I was supposed to be there.
Ahhh….life. Living in the dilapidated luxury.
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Somewhere around the third paragraph I had the feeling that a bubble was going to burst. It’s a nice dream though.
On the bright side; the girls were safe and their tummies fed. Oh, and of course you eventually woke up.
Doesn’t sound like too bad of a morning.
Maybe tomorrow the girls will let you sleep till 8:45?? It could happen.
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HAHA!
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Subtract 2 kids, add a 10AM nap, keep the coffee EXACTLY the same and you have a typical morning for me. But then I have to get my ass in gear and go to work from noon to 8pm.
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I was hoping the first part was a horrible nightmare!heh!! I have a bit of trouble waking up in the morning too. But coffee is first thing I get, Little Miss can wait a few minutes.
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I’m at work by 8:30
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Almost the same morning as mine except my husband(who has to actually get up and go to work most days) is the one who makes breakfast and my coffee because I am that much of a not morning person. Poor guy, although I do reward him in the evening, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, hubba, hubba.
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Bwaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaaa!
But mine is a little different in that I am grumpily the first one up and bitch and moan and threaten until everyone else is up and as pissed off as me.
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Thankfully I don’t have to deal with the boy in the mornings - he’s still asleep when I leave. I don’t, however, manage to feel awake till well past lunch time so 11 is impressive.
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Now…that’s my kind of morning. At least you get up right away. I usually get my son to climb into bed and ‘try’ and go back to sleep for a bit.
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Last night I discovered that if you take a Flexeril (prescribed by the Doc, it’s legit) about an hour before you go to bed, when you do go to bed, every bone in your body wants to become one with the mattress. Only probelm is (for me, anyway) getting up at 5am is too early and I don’t think the Flex is worn off after 6 hours of sleep. Maybe I need to take it earlier in the evening.
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I was SO hating you!!!….until I scrolled down and read “the rest of the story”! Whew! I so didn’t want to hate you:)
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you crack me up.
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Now, that’s funny! I started thinking- “oh no, a mom who does it all!”, then was happy to hear you’re much more like me!
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For the record: I’m a work out junkie and there’s no way in fucking hell that I’d get up at 5 am if I didn’t have to. No fucking way! I wait until CableDad gets home from work and work out then… or I bring MJ with me to the dojo and she plays while I spar. Fuck 5 am! Sleep when sleep is possible.
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Awh the joys of reality vs. fantasy. Hope your day gets better! you crack me up.
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OMW, can’t believe you can get up so late!! You lucky fish I’m SO jealous!
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Mine is kinda the same. Except mine are usually already in the kitchen attempting to pour their own cereal, or eat frozen waffles out of the box when I wake up.
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I’m with Huckdoll- you can microwave pancakes? Dude.
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How did I miss this post?
Oh well - I think you wrote my life. Those freakin’ microwave pancakes RAWK. Maybe they don’t have them in Canada…
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Lucky Duck! Sleeping after doing some morning task! I use to do that all the time in college!
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Microwave pancakes rock.
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dude. I knew you were deluded the moment I started this.
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