I’m an ass,
I wrote a post last week about the suckiness of Orlando, but I’ve had a change of heart in just a week.
Why?
Cause Mama got a FREE mini vaca!!!! WOOT WOOT!
Seems the MiL got a new timeshare at one of the ritziest places in all of the universes Orlando, and we got to come along for the ride. Saweeet!
We were planning on only visiting during the day. Then we decided at the last minute to stay one night.
Then Mama walked in the place.
And Mama decided to stay the WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND.
Holy SHIZ! Talk about resort living in luxury!
MiL got a two-bedroom suite w/ 2 balconies, full kitchen (totally went to waste, much like my own kitchen), two full fancy pants bathrooms, two king-size beds, and one whirlpool tub big enough to fit the five of us. And two of us ain’t what you’d consider “small persons.”
You can start your jealousy now. Cause I’m jealous of myself, and I was there.
Now I’m trying to figure out how to scam each of the timeshares around Orlando into letting us stay a night or two. If anyone has pointers on how to:
a) get access to the many resort pools in Orlando
OR
2) get a free night or two in any of the many resorts in Orlando
please contact me ASAP. I’m running short on nice weather around here. It’s about to turn hellish - as in, 95 degree heat with 99% humidity.
GINORMOUS (will someone tell spell-check this is a word) Bath Tub
GIRLS GONE WILD!
Swinging in the Pool
Girls in the Pool - If you’d like to start donating to this kid’s future orthodontic care, I’ll kiss you. On the lips.
Monkey See…
Water Baby
This pic is SOOC (”untouched by Photoshop” for those not INK (”in the know” for those OOTL (”out of the loop” for those not in my head))) For serious - BEAUTIFUL day.
Commence jealousy, sucka.
[…] Weekend Update So we finished our mini and impromptu vacation with my mom at her timeshare resort. Boy do we wish we could do that every weekend! It really was a wonderful time where nothing was actually planned except the pool. Our kids will sprout gills any day now and as I process all that we did or didn’t do, I’ll post more. In the meantime let the pics below show how well things went. Or you can read this. […]
Great photos! Looks like a great weekend.
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ok… so I am seriously jealous. It is snowing here. really.
And I want that tub. Now.
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jealousy commenced! wow!
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This is my first time visiting your blog (at least as far as I can remember) and I’m loving it! So funny–thanks for the Monday morning laughs.
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Um, jealous? Yep. Big time.
Love the pictures of the girls in the pool!
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Cool - where was that?
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Looks like green is a good color for me today.
Fabulous weekend.
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Jealous? Yes! It is just plain mean to show how nice a weekend you had! hee! Glad you had fun!
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So basically this blog is run by a family of flaming gypsies?
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So jealous! Glad you had a great weekend!!!
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Yeah I’m TOTALLY jealous. Green, in fact.
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wow it sounds like they had lots of fun!
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I can’t be jealous….I’m enjoying the same beautimous weather myself!
Glad you had a nice time.
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That’s the biggest bathtub I’ve ever seen!
Jealous.
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The water looks so inviting! Right now, though, I’m so tired that I’d drown.
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Yes, jealous!
Great pictures - the hot tub one is ADORABLE!
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