June 5th, 2008

One Click, and I’m Hooked

I was challenged by CableGirl to Plurk and blog at the same time. Oh, and I stand up to challenges, fool. (And she’s smarter than I am, so I bow down.)

Earlier today, I received an innocent email from the Church of St. Lotus about “Plurk.” I’ll try anything new, especially if the Blog Oprah says so.

(10 unread)

I sign up, and within, NO JOKE, 2 minutes I’m hooked.

Think of Twitter on serious heroin, crack, and speed.

I had delusions of gradure of actually getting things done today. But no. Crackhead Plurk cannot be quit.

I can’t even walk away.

(13 unread)

I’m sharing this with you to show just how bad it is. Anna peed on the floor while I was Plurking. But I’m blaming her because she only asked me ONCE to help her go potty.

“When Mama’s plurking, please ask at least 10 times, and then wait for my aknowledgement.”

How dare these kids try to interfere in the newest social networking site? How DARE you try to get my attention! Mama has updates to read!

(14 unread - slow time)

This shiz is so easy to get sucked into, it takes NO training, NO FAQ, and NO help to learn. Yeah, you might have a question here or there, but as an expert (all 6 hours of plurking today), I’m here to help.

If you don’t want to get SUCKED in, DON’T sign up.

But you might like it. Who knows, you might not get addicted.

Come on, try it. You’ll like it.

(I apologize for the crappiness of this post - I’ve had one eye on my updates wondering what I’m missing.)

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  • Post Date: Thursday, June 5th, 2008
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