Pork Tenderloin Sliders: The Other White Meat In My Belly

January 28, 2012 All About Me

“The other white meat.” It could be my own personal motto, but the National Pork Board thought of it before I could. It’s a good thing I like eating the delicious meat of the pig, or we’d have a problem with our shared motto. As part of a four-week-long sponsored partnership with Publix, The Motherhood, [...]

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It’s Time To Color Outside The Lines

January 26, 2012 All About Me

I believe that positivity begets positivity and all that shit. When things start to go wrong around me, I blame my lack of attention to positive thinking. Which, I guess me blaming me for a negative attitude is kind of the opposite of the point. While I was sleeping last night, I must have been [...]

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No Matter Your Politics, You Gotta Love A Word Cloud

January 25, 2012 Politics

President Barack Obama’s State of the Union Address compared to Republican response from Governor Mitch Daniels Pin It screen-capped from The Maddow Blog, Jan 24, 2012, 11:45pm EST

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One Of The Best Worst SPAM Comments Ever

January 24, 2012 And Then Some

Unfortunately, the spam comment here isn’t someone trying to pick a fight. However much I wish to be involved in the latest butthurt-for-pageviews, it’s not happening today. The following time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as much as this one. I imply, I do know it was my choice to read, [...]

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Raising My Kids To Be My Clone

January 24, 2012 All About Me

The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]

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