I Made Ribs And Spoonable Cornbread And It Was Good. I Think.

April 20, 2012 I like to eat

When I make a meal that comes out edible, I’m shocked. Unfortunately for Patrick, I need his constant guarantee that what I’ve fed him is good, it’s the best meal ever, and he wants me to make it eleventeen more times. I think it’s that insatiable need for reassurance of my cooking abilities that keeps [...]

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Punched In The Gay Gut Again

April 19, 2012 Observations

My rage is not controlled enough to properly express my hurt. I physically hurt for the people who are so close-minded, so mean, so inappropriate. But I hurt more for the people at whom the hate is directed. Again with The Gays. We still don’t eat at Chick-Fil-A because of their choice to support the [...]

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No, I Don’t Eat Plastic Containers, But It Would Make Sense.

April 18, 2012 And Then Some

There’s a problem in this world that needs to be addressed. The problem begins with “plastic cont” and ends with “ainer.” I’m all for saving the world, one plastic tree at a time, but there’s only so far this lazy housewife is willing to go. I don’t use quite as many Ziploc bags as I [...]

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I Am A Whole Lot Of Nothing!

April 17, 2012 All About Me

I’m pretty sure this is what it feels like to be a tortured artist because I have a sudden urge to cut off my ear and mail it to Oprah. Except I’m not sure if she’s still accepting fan mail now that her OWN network has had budget cuts. My ear would probably just end [...]

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How To Not Be Like Me And Feed Your Kids Vegetables #veggieworld #spon

April 15, 2012 Being Mom

This post is sponsored by Country Crock. I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls Collective, and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own. —- I totally believe in making sure my girls get all of the vegetables and fruits and vitamins and meats and dairies and grains [...]

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