Patting My Own Back Fat

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on January 12, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Fat Girl

And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there,
I’ll tell you how I became the queen of a post about suck it yeah, me!

Since it’s ‘All About Me’ week here at AWLN apparently, I’m patting myself on my own back fat.

Today I…

accomplished my 3rd day without coke soda.
folded 4 loads of laundry and put it all away.
emptied & reloaded the dishwasher and hand-washed dishes that didn’t fit.
ate lunch at home, not at Taco Bell/Subway/KFC/Burger King.
played bored board games with my girls.
exercised on my WiiFit a grand total of once.
shopped for and prepared dinner which was deeeeelish.
made Mr Sir laugh.

So, suck it suckers. I’m patting my own damn self on my own damn back fat.

{ 35 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Heather January 12, 2009 at 11:50 pm

FIRST!

Heather’s last blog post..Softly Falling

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2 Heather January 12, 2009 at 11:51 pm

oh, and look how damn productive you were! You make me LOOK BAD!
;)

Heather’s last blog post..Softly Falling

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3 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 12:44 am

@Heather, no worries – it may not last

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4 Mommica January 13, 2009 at 12:01 am

I’m proud of you and your back fat. You are a woman to be reckoned with, my friend. I bow to you (and feel my own back fat bowing as well.)

Mommica’s last blog post..An Unusual Pen

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5 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 12:45 am

@Mommica, thank you. AND your back fat.

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6 OHmommy January 13, 2009 at 12:16 am

Bravo, babe. That is way more then I did.

OHmommy’s last blog post..Ummmmmmm…. I am giving away classy sassy SHOES!!!

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7 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 12:45 am

@OHmommy, it was a highly unusual day

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8 Jacklyn January 13, 2009 at 12:54 am

LOL! This post cracks me up! I am usually very unproductive. Today I applied for several jobs or wrote the cover letters to do so, AND got invited for an interview at a Mortgage Office next Monday at 2!!!

Hoorrayy for productiveness!

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9 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm

@Jacklyn, awesome!

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10 Riayn January 13, 2009 at 1:48 am

Congratulations!! Now comes the hard part.. doing it all again tomorrow.

Riayn’s last blog post..You Expect Me To Swallow That?

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11 Lee from MWOB January 13, 2009 at 2:04 am

Hey first time commenting and I just had to with that killer post! That is exactly the kind of mama spirit I love to see – you deserve a pat on the back lady – right on!

If I did all of that in one day, I would kick back for a week just feeling all proud of myself… :-)

Love your blog and the DESIGN! It’s really one of my faves….

Lee from MWOB’s last blog post..Holidays + Grief = Lunatic Mom

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12 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm

@Lee from MWOB, I like my design, too! Thanks :)

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13 Miss January 13, 2009 at 2:32 am

Go you?

No soda? WHY?

Miss’s last blog post..Knock Knock

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14 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm

@Miss, sugar. tho I loves it.

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15 misty January 13, 2009 at 7:19 am

almost all of that was on my list to accomplish today and almost none of it was accomplished. So GOOD for you!

misty’s last blog post..Elypsis…

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16 Kim January 13, 2009 at 10:24 am

Woo hoo.. go Angie.. now can you come make a delish meal for me.. I hate cooking.

Kim’s last blog post..Maybe we should rethink the 529 College Savings?

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17 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm

@Kim, I hate cooking, too. I don’t know what got into me…

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18 lceel January 13, 2009 at 10:54 am

I have to say you have earned my total respect and undying admiration. And you’re gorgeous. And that isn’t back fat – those are ccuuuuuurrrrvvvveees.

(*Raises hand* I’m done with this one. Is this enough Karma? Can I go on to the next one now? Please?? I mean, if I blow any more smoke up her ass I’m gonna have a brown ring around my neck!)

lceel’s last blog post..Tuesday Tale – The Hackney Dragon

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19 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm

@lceel, Wow… I’m a little turned on.

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20 Tara R. January 13, 2009 at 11:32 am

Damn.. you area making the rest of us slackers look bad. Do you hire out?

Tara R.’s last blog post..First Mom moment

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21 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm

@Tara R., sha, right. one productive day does not make me a non-slacker.

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22 Angie's Favourite Sister January 13, 2009 at 11:41 am

Yea!! So proud of you. Laundry? Really? Is Mom coming to town and I didn’t know?

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23 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:33 pm

@Angie’s Favourite Sister, heh – i’m ready if she were.

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24 justmylife January 13, 2009 at 11:46 am

If we don’t do it ourselves sometimes, it would never get done! WELL DONE!

justmylife’s last blog post..I was tagged and given an award

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25 The Mom Jen January 13, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Oh I love the days when I actually eat in all meals, patting your back fat!! Well done my friend! ;)

The Mom Jen’s last blog post..Kissy, Kissy

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26 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm

@The Mom Jen, who would’ve thought it was HARD eating 3 meals.

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27 Xbox4NappyRash January 13, 2009 at 2:12 pm

3 days without TV….I dare you.

Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Third time lucky?

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28 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm

@Xbox4NappyRash, no – won’t do it

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29 MamaWise January 13, 2009 at 2:35 pm

I will pat with you! I didn’t clean up puke today! HOO-frikin-RAY!

Hi, by the way – I missed my favorite Florida mama!!!!

MamaWise’s last blog post..I will NOT be doing laundry today

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30 A Whole Lot of Nothing January 13, 2009 at 3:52 pm

@MamaWise, glad you’re back!!

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31 YoMama January 14, 2009 at 1:47 am

Sorry I’m a day late, but…Good Job! Baby steps, it just takes baby steps! :-) I’m proud of you – EVERYDAY!

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32 Light January 14, 2009 at 9:29 am

wow i’d be patting my own back as well if i were that productive…. impressive…4 loads of laundry!

Light’s last blog post..Happy New Year!

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33 * TONYA * January 14, 2009 at 4:30 pm

you go girl. pat away.

* TONYA *’s last blog post..WHY I’M A WEST COAST GAL …

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34 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins January 18, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Way to rock it, Momma!

Love your intro! ;-)

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35 Amysprite January 25, 2009 at 7:56 pm

Wow. I am amazed and jealous that you actually can get four loads of laundry done AND PUT AWAY. I could use lessons in this….

Amysprite’s last blog post..Nobody Warned Me I’d Be Living on Slutshole Lane in Crapstone, UK!

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