I think I may live in bubble of suburban sameness with yuppie overtones. I lead a normal life, with normal kids, in a normal house (hey, we just got it painted crazy blue!), and I drive a very normal car (ever try to find a minivan in a mall parking lot?).
I do have a Little Freak Tiny Person that lives inside me, but Little Freak sleeps most of the time. So I guess I understand that most other people have Bigger Freaks that live inside their heads.
And this is why I kind of understand why the Bigger Freaks win out and have their people type c-r-a-z-y phrases for Googling the internets. I’m obsessed interested in my StatCounter stats and check up on them often. I’ve started keeping a list of the phrases that lead people to my blog. Freaky deaky people.
You can keep abreast (ha – boobies!) of the running list of phrases on my blog page, THIS is How You Found Me?
slutty moms TWICE!
I’m overweight and I cry a lot why is that?
whole lot of people with nothing to do, nothing to prove
a whole alot of ass I HATE that they misspelled “a lot.”
hello my name is template
Sometimes I wish Little Freak would come out and play more often, but for now, I’ll stick with my life of “normalcy.” But you just wait – I hear Little Freak waking up to come out and play.
I got a little strikeout happy tonight.
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Ok, now the song “People are Strange” (which, by the way, was in the movie The Lost Boys with Keifer Sutherland) running through my head.
Thanks, Pal!
I think fugly grody is making me laugh the hardest! LOL!
I think you should let Little Freak write a post so we can all get to know him/her. LOL
“a whole alot of ass”? Ha! Even “a whole a lot of ass” is nonsense? Who ARE these freaks that visit your blog? Oh, wait…
-HH
There are definitely some wierdos out there. Thankfully, your not one of them which is why there is a surprise waiting for you at my place!
What are restaurant boobs?
ALOT is one of my pet peeves, too!!