October 2nd, 2007

People are Strange

I think I may live in bubble of suburban sameness with yuppie overtones. I lead a normal life, with normal kids, in a normal house (hey, we just got it painted crazy blue!), and I drive a very normal car (ever try to find a minivan in a mall parking lot?).

I do have a Little Freak Tiny Person that lives inside me, but Little Freak sleeps most of the time. So I guess I understand that most other people have Bigger Freaks that live inside their heads.

And this is why I kind of understand why the Bigger Freaks win out and have their people type c-r-a-z-y phrases for Googling the internets. I’m obsessed interested in my StatCounter stats and check up on them often. I’ve started keeping a list of the phrases that lead people to my blog. Freaky deaky people.

You can keep abreast (ha - boobies!) of the running list of phrases on my blog page, THIS is How You Found Me?

slutty moms TWICE!

cherry popper

fugly grody

restaurant boobs

I’m a mom and need a job

ruby tuesday crouton

moms boobs show

happy and overweight

PUMPERNICKEL CROUTONS

lazy mom house a mess

I’m overweight and I cry a lot why is that?

gangsta name design

whole lot of people with nothing to do, nothing to prove

accomplished of woman

a whole alot of ass I HATE that they misspelled “a lot.”

“kiefer sutherland”

flickr tagged huge breasts

hello my name is template

Sometimes I wish Little Freak would come out and play more often, but for now, I’ll stick with my life of “normalcy.” But you just wait - I hear Little Freak waking up to come out and play.

I got a little strikeout happy tonight.

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