PhotoHunt: Thankful
Oh, dear toes,
How I love, thee, toes.
You should be donned in bows,
Yet I treat you like you’s hoes.
You’ve been with me for years,
Have heard some of my tears.
I have hidden you in fears,
That someone will see stop and jeers.
My toes, you are in need of care,
But money makes it worse for wear.
Though you don’t compare to my hair,
You deserve to be propped on a chair.
I love that you have webs like a duck,
You never get stuck in the muck.
I’ve wanted to wear socks with toes tucked,
But instead, I have to say, “Aw, fucks shucks.”
Dear, dear toes of mine,
You deserve much better “Me” time.
Someday soon I’ll treat you fine,
But for now, I’ll keep you tucked under my behind.
Tags: ode, photograph, photohunt, poem, toes
Twitter: alotofnothing
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Sarah Reply:
I noticed.
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You have the first webbed toes I’ve ever seen. Kinda neat.
Quack quack quack!
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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i’m so, so honored, you webbed toes-viewing virgin, you
Aw, my first has toes like that. Therefore, I’m partial to ‘em.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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webbed? maybe we’re related
Like my blog title says…
I’m too busy to blink…and I need a Pedicure!!! lol
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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it’s the busy thing and the lack of fundage thing
Dude, toes don’t just curl like that. Get shoes that fit for the love of Bridget.
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Cute take on the theme. I’ve never seen webbed toes before either.
I played too
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Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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i’m honored to pop your webbed toes cherry
What a neat concept, and well executed! My mom has webbed toes.
Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]
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we could be related!
My toes look worse than yours. I’m not thankful.
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Girlfriend, get thee to CVS for some nail polish remover!
This is the great part about having a daughter. They will file and paint your toenails for you (although yours might make your feet look like a fingerpainting project at their age).
But just you wait until they’re teenagers.
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Very creative. Great theme.
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All I saw was the polish. Chipped and worn like mine.
Red too!
Toenails need red polish.
Had to scroll back up after the comments to really look. Webbed toes? Is it wrong to think they are cute?
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