PhotoHunt: Thankful – Ode to My Toes

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on February 27, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Meme,Pictures

PhotoHunt: Thankful

Oh, dear toes,
How I love, thee, toes.
You should be donned in bows,
Yet I treat you like you’s hoes.

You’ve been with me for years,
Have heard some of my tears.
I have hidden you in fears,
That someone will see stop and jeers.

My toes, you are in need of care,
But money makes it worse for wear.
Though you don’t compare to my hair,
You deserve to be propped on a chair.

I love that you have webs like a duck,
You never get stuck in the muck.
I’ve wanted to wear socks with toes tucked,
But instead, I have to say, “Aw, fucks shucks.”

Dear, dear toes of mine,
You deserve much better “Me” time.
Someday soon I’ll treat you fine,
But for now, I’ll keep you tucked under my behind.

{ 17 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 27, 2009 at 11:15 pm

Did you notice the updated layout? Me likey.

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2 Sarah February 27, 2009 at 11:22 pm

I noticed.

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3 Sarah February 27, 2009 at 11:23 pm

You have the first webbed toes I’ve ever seen. Kinda neat.
Quack quack quack!

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 28, 2009 at 12:03 am

i’m so, so honored, you webbed toes-viewing virgin, you

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5 MomBabe February 27, 2009 at 11:27 pm

Aw, my first has toes like that. Therefore, I’m partial to ‘em.

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6 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 28, 2009 at 12:03 am

webbed? maybe we’re related

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7 Shelli February 27, 2009 at 11:57 pm

Like my blog title says…

I’m too busy to blink…and I need a Pedicure!!! lol

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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 28, 2009 at 12:03 am

it’s the busy thing and the lack of fundage thing

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9 Xbox4NappyRash February 28, 2009 at 5:23 am

Dude, toes don’t just curl like that. Get shoes that fit for the love of Bridget.

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10 Teena in Toronto February 28, 2009 at 10:51 am

Cute take on the theme. I’ve never seen webbed toes before either.

I played too :)

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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

i’m honored to pop your webbed toes cherry

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12 Connie February 28, 2009 at 10:54 am

What a neat concept, and well executed! My mom has webbed toes.

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13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 28, 2009 at 11:08 am

we could be related!

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14 Alice Audrey February 28, 2009 at 2:07 pm

My toes look worse than yours. I’m not thankful.

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15 Little Miss Sunshine State February 28, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Girlfriend, get thee to CVS for some nail polish remover!

This is the great part about having a daughter. They will file and paint your toenails for you (although yours might make your feet look like a fingerpainting project at their age).
But just you wait until they’re teenagers.

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16 Ordinary Biscuit February 28, 2009 at 11:42 pm

Very creative. Great theme.

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17 Kelley March 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm

All I saw was the polish. Chipped and worn like mine.

Red too!

Toenails need red polish.

Had to scroll back up after the comments to really look. Webbed toes? Is it wrong to think they are cute?

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