Both my Dad and HockeyMan love to come up with new and inventive names for pooing. (I got the idea to put them down on “paper” from my new friend, Monica, at Ya… About that… Her daughter pooed rocks. Kind of. Read her blog for more info.) So, with Turkey Day approaching and family getting together, I know there are more euphemisms to come. These are some of our favorites:
Getting over water
Pushing cloth
Taking the browns to the Super Bowl
Dropping the kids off at the pool
Turtle head popping out
Sprout a tail
Pinch a loaf
Fire off a deuce
Brown snake playing peek-a-boo with my butt crack
Losing a farting contest
I know, I know. Very crass. But hey, everybody poops. Why not enjoy it?
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Heh heh heh - well, I’m honored to have inspired your blog this fine evening with some poo-poo potty mouth. :)-
I’ve been reading your blog religiously for awhile and I absolutely *love* it! I was compelled to leave a comment for this particular topic, because my hubby is also fascinated with what comes out of his bunghole
Check this site out…….it will definitely give you a giggle:
http://www.koransky.com/Other/EuphemismsForRectalFunctions.txt
I have been reading your blog ever since mama likes started. I will say that this one is quite different. Well living with 4 boys I will say that we have some weird ones too. but hubby’s fav is “talking to a man about a dog”
Classic, good clean humor. I love it!
Sounds like John and his Dad who are already working on teaching such loving fun to our 3 1/2 year old son Jaxon!
i just found your blog and love it.
my h says, “going to talk to earl”
although not so much anymore as my grandfather’s name is earl.