I don’t believe in blog envy.
That said, I’m totally jealous of some amazing bloggers who have the brain function to put time and effort into their work.
I, on the other hand, am half-assed in my blogging abilities, but I have tons of excuses. If I had the time and brain function to devote to writing and picture-taking, I’d be an incredible blogger. But, alas, I don’t. So I’m stuck with blog envy.
How amazing is this woman? She milks cows, cooks from scratch, and takes BREATHtaking photos.
And this chick? She does things with a point-and-shoot most SLR owners would DREAM of doing. Not to mention her thought-provoking, emotional, open-hearted posts.
Don’t even get me started with this guy. His quips about suffering through 16 (failed) cycles of trying to knock-up his poor wife are touching, thought-provoking, and laugh-out-loud funny. And if he tells me he doesn’t put a thought into his posts, I’ll throw a stick at him and force him to write a book.
In the event that any of my bloggy friends will desert me after I not mentioning them in this post, feel free to leave your Strengths in Blogging in the comments below. Maybe your talents rub up on me off on me, my energy will be uplifted, and I’ll get back into my usual thought-provoking, funny-as-shit posts.
Until then, think about the puppies. It’s all about the puppies.
I really dislike Pioneer Woman’s site - it’s poorly designed and I just don’t find her stuff enjoyable.
I don’t have any blogging strengths. Unless hairy gorilla nudity counts.
Avitable’s last blog post..Rocking out with her brass balls out
I think pioneer woman puts all moms to shame…like I have time to bake homemade pies and take ridiculously awesome photos.
Mommy Musings’s last blog post..It’s my blogging birthday!
I’m sorry. I can give you no awesome advise. I mean, you’ve SEEN my blog. Its sucksville. But I’m really good at other *ahem* things. If you need tips, or just want to talk dirty, I’m your girl.
Miss’s last blog post..Just shut up already!
Like Miss up there I’m probably better at rubbing…well anyway. Besides, you’re in my reader and Pioneer Woman isn’t. So there.
Lisa’s last blog post..Operation BakingGals Mission #1 Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
I completely echo Miss and Lisa. Cept I think I’m pretty good about being all OUT THERE and stuff. Uncensored. Which I think a lot of people don’t like. But, you know, thass coo’.
Zoeyjane’s last blog post..And finally, an announcement
“Write what you know, people know when you’re bullshitting” I was told that once and it’s very true.
Create a miserable existence as an excuse for a life, allow all your hopes and dreams to be torn from your fingertips on a 4 weekly basis, show your family’s heartache and trouble at regular intervals.
Basically live life like an infertile version of ‘24′, just with less Kiefer Sutherland and more tampons and nudity.
That should do it.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..From the bunker
I think every blog is different and provides a new point of view. I love finding new blogs to read and see another side to things. I write what I know, which is my life. I hope people like to read and laugh at my misadventures.
I admire Pioneer Woman, but she tires me out.
Jennifer A’s last blog post..Question I wasn’t ready to answer
I write fiction. I paint. I take pictures. I cannot cook. The only thing else I could do to try to attract readers is dance naked in a video. And I refuse. On the other hand, if oyu saw me do such a thing, you’d refuse. So, what you see is what you get.
lceel’s last blog post..Sharpening pencils
Still lookin’ for my own strengths. Is writing about a “big mess of seemingly random issues that only matter to me” a strength? Oh it is? Good.
Colleen - Mommy Always Wins’s last blog post..Why I blog
am deserting you for leaving me out as we speak…(totally kidding).
Shamelessly Sassy’s last blog post..My Child is a Sleepwalker?
My strengths? Um…I can now do 20 pushups…or could 2 weeks ago…I kind of got distracted from my plans of working out. Shame on me.
Ashley’s last blog post..Laundry Is For Losers
I get blog envy sometimes too. Then I remind myself that I work, take care of two kids, and run this household. Blogging is a side thing; when I have time and energy. My priorities, alas, will be in the right place.
BTWMelinda’s last blog post..Watch out for the pink slime
I hear you. Sometimes when I see someone else’s spectacular blogging I feel compelled to jump up and down on a table and shout “Hey Mom! Look at me! Don’t watch him or her — watch me!”
feefifoto’s last blog post..My New Best Friends
I am off to check these guys out.
I love looking and reading all kinds of blogs. Some out there are amazing and you can’t help but have blog envy.
Midwest Mommy’s last blog post..Touching Moment
I can feed a country off of my kitchen floor. I rock.
ohmommy’s last blog post..Why must they grow? I might as well brag.
I envy anyone that can create a post .. I have such writers block that I want to shut mine down..:)
Kim’s last blog post..Rainbows & Unicorn Strike
I lurve you sistah, and I hear ya.
VDog’s last blog post..10 Things I’ve Learned from My Son
You are so totally trying to get me into bed, aren’t you?
Again.
It’s working.
*boob grab*
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Looking back with the new eyes.
*flings her hair over her shoulder* hruumph!
You mention BOXBOY and not me…
And I take awesome pics. With my phone. You KNOW it.
Kelley’s last blog post..Don’t breathe on me.
You are not alone
I have several sites that I am currently neglecting, because I just never seem to have time to mess with them. I have 2 that I update pretty regularly, though.
That last blog about the guy and his wife was some good reading. Thanks for sharing.
um. I should totally start posting again in order to have strengths
Dawn’s last blog post..Rick Rolled Redux