Rubbin Up on the Famous

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on February 23, 2009

in Farts and Other Stuff,Friends

Many moons and years ago, I worked for the Mouse. Twas awesome to learn about the ins and outs and undergrounds of the great and powerful Big-Eared-One.

Even better was rubbin up on famous people. And by rubbin up on I mean scoped out, grabbed a broom, and faked like I needed to sweep something so I could squeeeeeeeze by Kevin Bacon while he waited in line.

I even once talked to Micheal J Fox about sending someone to get his bags. And by talked to I mean I said, “I’ll send someone up right away. Thank you, sir.”

I even once checked out the luggage from some ladies from a big-time daytime talk-over-one-another hot topics show. And by checked out I mean peeked in and saw a dress. I know – bad – slap me.

I even once stood across a walkway from Coolio. And by stood across from, I mean stood across from.

Until this weekend, my only run-ins with famous people was stalking happening to run into the stars at my job with the Mouse.

That is until one of my best imaginary online friends was featured in a major newspaper. Or, as he called it, “the Irish fecking Times.” To those of us not Irish or have been to Ireland or know an Irishman or 99.6% of the world, the Irish fecking Times is the New York fucking Times of Ireland. Like big time.

My friend, of the now-famous XBox4NappyRash, was featured in a a list o’blogs to read. Holy shite. BIG time.

Not only was he featured in the Irish fecking Times, but he was a finalist in the Irish Blog Awards and apparently should have won but some brand new fecking blog stole his title away, for fuck’s sake.

Congrats, my friend, and don’t let all this notoriety go to your head. It’s not like you’re Jonathan Rhys Myers or Collin Farrell.

Way to go, brother-ish.

You can leave your notes of congratulations here. He’s too important to read all of his own comments at his own blog now. But I’ll force him to read these.

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1 Xbox4NappyRash February 23, 2009 at 10:56 am

If you think climbing up my arse is going to stop me insulting you on a regular basis you are mistaken.

Your carpet is still rancid, you suck at scrabble, and you bite your nails.

But for your drug induced generous words, I’ll not be mean to you any more, for the rest of today.

(Thanks…)

Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Blowing trumpets, playing flutes

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 23, 2009 at 12:01 pm

@Xbox4NappyRash, how DARE you suggest i bite my nails – BLASPHEMY – i have fabulous nails

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3 Xbox4NappyRash February 23, 2009 at 12:03 pm

@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], I should have been clearer.

Toenails.

Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Blowing trumpets, playing flutes

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4 Elly February 23, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Haha, that’s so cool that you got to work for The Mouse, and SO COOL THAT YOU GOT TO SWEEP BY KEVIN BACON! Sorry, my excitement was capital worthy. Just because, well, it’s *Kevin Bacon*!

🙂

Ellys last blog post..The Breakers vs The 36ers

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5 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm

@Elly, he’s a lot shorter than you’d expect – and really skinny

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6 Momo Fali February 23, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Look what he said about you! He never says such nice things to me.

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7 Xbox4NappyRash February 23, 2009 at 6:03 pm

@Momo Fali, But you’re Momo.

Angels ears would bleed and fawn spirits would fade should I utter any profanity before you.

No, I’m low, but not that low.

Xbox4NappyRashs last blog post..Blowing trumpets, playing flutes

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8 Momo Fali February 23, 2009 at 6:19 pm

@Xbox4NappyRash, Ah yes. You speak the truth. Now, I must dust off my fairy wings and pinch the cheeks of my cherubic children. You know them, right? They’re the ones who drive me to drink liquor and occasionally get headaches so bad that I have to shove pain-killers up my fairy ass.

Momo Falis last blog post..Red Tape

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9 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 23, 2009 at 8:38 pm

@Momo Fali, i have a feeling he thinks every woman w/ kids is an angel – all except for me – he knows better

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10 Miss Britt February 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Does this make you part of his posse?

I always wanted to know someone in a posse.

Miss Britts last blog post..With Bated Breath

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11 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 23, 2009 at 8:37 pm

@Miss Britt, who’s posse? XBox’s posse??? oh holy hell woman – if he has a posse, i’m it – a posse of one – you’re totally inflating his ego

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12 Miss Britt February 23, 2009 at 8:39 pm

@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], sooo…. you’re not going to be able to sneak me in anywhere if I latch on to your possiness?

Damn it.

Miss Britts last blog post..With Bated Breath

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13 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] February 23, 2009 at 8:41 pm

@Miss Britt, are you confusing “posse” for “pussy”?

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14 Miss Britt February 23, 2009 at 8:43 pm

@Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], are they not the same thing?

I thought that was the Irish spelling.

Miss Britts last blog post..With Bated Breath

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15 Tara R. February 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm

See, if he had been in Florida we could have made things happen for him… hanging chads be damned! He was robbed.

Tara R.s last blog post..The Premios Dardo Award

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16 Jen February 24, 2009 at 9:09 am

When I’m at Disney, I’m always scoping out the peeps in hats and dark glasses. They must be someone famous, methinks.

Jens last blog post..Project 365 #15

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17 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins February 25, 2009 at 10:42 pm

Har har har har…

Congrats, Xbox! You gonna let Angie talk to you like that now that you’re all kinda famous and stuff?

Colleen – Mommy Always Winss last blog post..Like pee through Wall-E underpants, these are the days of our lives

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