She Will Be Our Princess Nancy FOREVER

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on November 10, 2011

in Politics

I’d love to be a Princess. Seriously, how cute am I with a crown on my head? I’d rock it.

There’s no way I’d be good at being part of a royal family, but the whole admiration from the entire world slash endless money slash marrying a prince thing would be pretty Awesome.

Plus, I’d never have to clean a toilet ever again.

If given the chance, I could make it work. Even though the Brits just changed their laws to allow for a first-born daughter to become the heir to the throne, I don’t think they’re going to change anything to allow for married American moms to be crowned Princess to their throne. My dreams of being the Princess for a 1st world country will never come to fruition.

And then I heard that my dreams may not be squashed forever. A loophole found in the fabric of our politics! A way for American women to become PRINCESS!

American civilians are crowning Princesses on national TV!

Not only is Herman Cain campaigning for the Republican nomination in the never-ending bid for our nation’s presidency, but he’s also royalty.

He showed off his new monarch status in the most recent of the perpetual Republican “debates” when he referred to Representative Nancy Pelosi as, “Princess Nancy.”

HOW LUCKY IS SHE!?! Not only is she the first woman to have ever been the Speaker of the House, but now she’s a mother fucking PRINCESS?

We all thought she’d reached the pinnacle of her career when she was the first woman to be 2nd in line to the office of the President. But she’s now a Princess, crowned by someone who has never held a political office? DREAM. COME. TRUE.

Since announcing our first-ever American Princess, Mr. Cain tried to remove Fancy Nancy’s crown, saying he “probably” shouldn’t have made the pronouncement. You can’t take it back now, Mr. Cain. You announced it on Twitter, and Twitter is forever. Once you’re a Princess, you’re a Princess for life. No take-backsies you scoundrel, Mr. Cain!

America is an amazing place to call home, where a woman can go from being a mother to being an elected official in the highest office short of the White House to being a mother fucking Princess.

Well done, Princess Nancy. We stand with you and revel.

~image credits Mishi Lane & Office of Nancy Pelosi, altered by yours truly

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1 IlinaP November 10, 2011 at 1:09 pm

Well, I wonder who will be Nancy’s prince to save her. I mean, every princess is worthless without a prince, right?

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2 Tina November 10, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Unbelievable that a woman gets a position of power and suddenly there’s something conceited about using that power to do what you’ve been ELECTED to do????
I think he should go back to being the King of Godfather’s Pizza.
Sheesh.
Best,
Tina
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3 DogsOnDrugs.com November 10, 2011 at 10:37 pm

To be fair, Herman Cain also frequently consults his invisible sock-puppet friend Mr. Saucepots on economic matters.
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4 Nanna November 11, 2011 at 12:36 am

Are you sure he didn’t say Princess NANNA? I thought for sure he said NANNA. Never mind, of course he did. I bought the damn tiara already!!!!!
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5 Angie Uncovered November 11, 2011 at 11:45 am

I love the tiara! I think I might need to get one of those for myself. Do I just need to get someone to call me a Princess? Can I declare myself a Princess? I don’t want to be Queen or anything (too much pressure). :)
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6 Hamlets mistress November 11, 2011 at 8:07 pm

But *i* wanna be princess!!!
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