She’d do it all.

I’ve been mulling over what to write for two days. I don’t usually do that. Normally, I don’t have much to write about, so I pull something out of my arse at the last minute and put up my moment of genius. Obviously.

I have a tendency to have diarrhea of the mouth try to bring the LOLs to bad situations. Sometimes I succeed, sometimes I fail.

Anissa would totally tell me I’d fail.

Then she’d tell me to go whine into Ralph Macchio’s twitter stream, but to make sure I included her twitter name in the tweet so he’d see her.

Then she’d check her email with her Blackberry.

Then she’d fire jenbshaw.

Then she’d call alimartell a monkeyfighter.

Then she’d send Heather a text with her Blackberry.

Then she’d tell shaunaglenn to go eat some bacon.

Then she’d tell Amy to go have that friggin baby already.

Then she’d tell Mishi she’s a slacker and to get to work taking some kind of fabulous picture.

Then she’d hold up picture heads of Laurin, Alli, and Maria for Mishi to take a picture of her with them.

Then she’d watch Glee with Janet.

Then she’s tell Tena how awesome she is.

Then she’d grab Brittany‘s boobs with force. Gentle force.

Then she’d fire jenbshaw. Again.

Then she’d tell Rachel she’s the angel on our shoulders and the conscience of our group.

Then she’d check her email on her Blackberry.

Then she’d wonder with Katie how all of the internet came together, out of the wood-work, to show concern and love for her.

Then she’d sqquuueeeee about Ralph Macchio’s tweet to her.

Then she’d check Twitter with her Blackberry.

Then she’d totally grab my boobs.

Then she’d fire jenbshaw. Again.

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She has to come back to us. To all of us on the internet and in real life who love her.

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For up-to-the-minute updates on Anissa’s progress, please check the Aiming Low post about her, the @AimingLow twitter account, or the CaringBridge site. Both sites are being updated AS SOON as information is received & released from her husband.

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