Start thinking about March 2011

by Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] on May 26, 2010

in Friends

As you may or may not know, (really, if you do know, you’re either a stalker, a regular twitter follower, or related to me, and if you don’t know, congratulations to you for having a life) 2 weeks ago I went on a cruise with my mom’s lady-family and Your Aunt Becky tagged along.

That whore-mouthed hooker and I are pretty much BFF now even though she doesn’t own a DVR. Well, we were before the cruise, but having only started chatting with her over IM in the last few months, I wasn’t sure if she was MY BFF material. You never know. She could have been a major craycray and annoying in person.

Sure she seems all normalish/crazy online. Sure she cusses me out and calls me names over IM. Sure we’d professed our loves for one another having never met in actual real life.

But in person? Would she be clingy? Have a wandering eye I couldn’t get past? Talk incessantly about her awesomeness? Insult my ability to eat 2 chili hot dogs in under 4 minutes?

Thank Goddess she did none of these things.

She and I, we’re like peas and bologna. We just go together.

Because we had the most awesomesauce time on the cruise together, we’re going again.

And EVERYONE is invited.

Yes, everyone.

Unless I hate you. And if I hate you, you already know it, so don’t even be worrying if it’s you, cause if you’re worrying if it’s you I hate, it’s not you. You’d know it. You wouldn’t wonder. Cause really, there’s only like 4 people in the whole world that I hate.

Start thinking ahead to March 2011.

Start thinking about Port Canaveral, 30 minutes from Orlando.

Start thinking about a cruising buddy.

Start thinking about putting down a measly $100 deposit for your place on the boat.

Start thinking about childcare (cause really, I don’t hate to say it, but we don’t really want your kids on our cruise. not even yours. not even mine. and i know for sure becky doesn’t want hers near her on the boat.)

Start thinking about cruising with me and Your Aunt Becky for less than the cost of any Blog/Social Media/New Media Conference to Learn New Stuffs to Make My Blawg Even Better Than Dooce’s Meetup.

Start thinking about matching t-shirts! and laying in the sun! and margaritas! and no kids! and feeling up Becky! and never-ending free room service!

Seriously.

More details will come when we quit yammering about Dexter, Glee, and whiney husbands children. Details will be here and on her blog sooner than later. I promise, you will have time to plan.

Aunt Becky’s Family Reunion.

Yes.

You’re coming.

Aren’t you?

At least thinking about it?

Say yes.

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1 Kim May 26, 2010 at 11:51 pm

What the hell? I’m in ! I need a buddy and details!
.-= Kim´s most Awesome last blog ..Memorial day memories ….. =-.

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2 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:00 am

yyippppeeeee!!

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3 VDog May 26, 2010 at 11:51 pm

I’m skeered of cruises. Norovirus and all. But I’m thinking about it.
.-= VDog´s most Awesome last blog ..I heart Etsy – May Flowers by @kaisermommy =-.

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4 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:00 am

weenie head. you’re going.

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5 Meg May 27, 2010 at 12:02 am

Fuck conferences. I want to do this way more. You’re kind of my hero for thinking this up.

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6 AmazingGreis May 27, 2010 at 9:56 am

Dude, I’m in only if I get to grope Meg!!! And you too Angie!
.-= AmazingGreis´s most Awesome last blog ..Big Steps… =-.

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7 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:01 am

you get a free gropage pass!

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8 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:01 am

PREZACTLY

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9 Karen Sugarpants May 27, 2010 at 12:05 am

You are the smartest. I want Sam to be my buddy. Plus I love you n’ shit.
.-= Karen Sugarpants´s most Awesome last blog ..karensugarpants: @alimartell oh yeah…got a stool? It’s never too early for child labour. =-.

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10 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:01 am

right on.

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11 Jenni Williams May 27, 2010 at 12:12 am

Sounds awesome. If I could only get over my debilitating fear of travel. No, really. I am petrified of leaving a 2 hours radius.
.-= Jenni Williams´s most Awesome last blog ..Things I Am Thankful For =-.

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12 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:02 am

good thing you only have to drive 30 min to the boat, then you never have to get off.

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13 Aunt Becky May 28, 2010 at 3:13 pm

You can DO it! I got over my fear of….TSA EMPLOYEES to do it! YEAH!
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..Try Our Low Carb Fence!! =-.

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14 The Mother Tongue May 27, 2010 at 2:29 am

You had me at “whore-mouthed hooker”. I’m in.
.-= The Mother Tongue´s most Awesome last blog ..Mother_Tongue: @PeggyBristerHS What? Holy crap!!! I am so getting one. Someday. Maybe after I sell a lot of plasma. =-.

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15 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:03 am

schweeeeeeet!

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16 Stacey May 27, 2010 at 8:50 am

I would love to go. Gonna have to start saving/planning. It will be my first cruise and my first blogging meetup thingy. I’m a cruise virgin. I’m a blog meet up virgin. Y’all be gentle!
.-= Stacey´s most Awesome last blog ..Disjointed =-.

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17 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:04 am

yeaaaahhhhhh!

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18 Cissa Fireheart May 27, 2010 at 9:22 am

I want to do this! Count me in! I am also a cruise virgin! LOL….And as ya know I’m right here in Central FL. Looking forward to it…hoping I can convince the hubby it’s a good idea. heh. he’s a whiner sometimes too.

Kim – I will TOTALLY be your buddy!!
.-= Cissa Fireheart´s most Awesome last blog ..My weariness amazes me, I’m branded on my feet…. =-.

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19 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:04 am

yeah for virgins!

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20 AmazingGreis May 27, 2010 at 10:00 am

I’m totally in! It’ll be 8 months after surgery, I may not be able to eat greasy buffet food, but groping you would totally make up for that. And hello, I love cruises and sun and beaches and pools and friends on cruises.

Can’t wait to get the rest of the deets!
.-= AmazingGreis´s most Awesome last blog ..Big Steps… =-.

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21 Aunt Becky May 27, 2010 at 2:25 pm

They have FRUIT! And YOGURT! My fat butt is on a perpetual diet and I found stuffs to eat.
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks MY Ass =-.

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22 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:06 am

totally stuff for you to eat. for surely.

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23 Mandi Bone May 27, 2010 at 10:03 am

I will be there.

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24 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:06 am

whut whut!

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25 Chantel May 27, 2010 at 10:05 am

Hell yes! I wanna do this. I love the idea and I’ve been wanting to go on a cruise for ever! I’m in. I like anything with a payment plan.

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26 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:07 am

stay tuned for details!

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27 Robin May 27, 2010 at 10:56 am

I am seriously considering not going to BlogHer 10′ and doing this instead…..I have been aching to go on a cruise for the past few years. I hope you’ll have me. :)
.-= Robin´s most Awesome last blog ..Loopy =-.

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28 Miss Britt May 27, 2010 at 5:33 pm

HEY! You can do both – I am!!
.-= Miss Britt´s most Awesome last blog ..On losing control =-.

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29 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:07 am

yeah, buddy!

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30 Mary May 27, 2010 at 11:17 am

Hey, I read about this in Mommy Wants Vodka. I’m a Cruise Virgin, too. I need a buddy (makes me feel like a slut, forgot how good that feels). Preferably someone with cellulite and belly fat. I would probably be one of the older ones, which means I’ll bring my hangover recovery kit and reveal my secrets on how to avoid a hangover in the first place. Ask me early before I start drinking, cause then I forget and break all my rules.

Starting up my new religion with Cyndi Lauper as Pope: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Only awesome women need apply.

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31 Aunt Becky May 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm

Your cellulite can be friends with mine. Also, when we get this up and running, I’ll do a whole PAGE where people can link up their blogs/contact info so they can make buddies. CLEARLY this is going to rock the high seas.
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks MY Ass =-.

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32 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:08 am

only the Awesome.

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33 briya May 27, 2010 at 11:43 am

I. LOVE. Cruises! So I’ll think about it…. (yay!)
.-= briya´s most Awesome last blog ..My Weekend (In Pictures) =-.

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34 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:09 am

think harder.

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35 Aunt Becky May 27, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Um. FUCK YES.
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks MY Ass =-.

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36 Megan (Best of Fates) May 27, 2010 at 2:19 pm

This sounds brilliant.

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37 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:09 am

i KNOW!

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38 Robin Plemmons May 27, 2010 at 2:21 pm

AHHHHHHHHHH! The thought of this made my boobies perk up.
.-= Robin Plemmons´s most Awesome last blog ..soooooo meaty. =-.

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39 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:09 am

schwing!

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40 Randa May 27, 2010 at 2:42 pm

I have already been on Aunt Becky’s site telling her that I’m in but I”m going to tell it again. I am in! I already have one buddy. And if I can get her and my other buddy to get along I’ll bring them both! Or maybe neither of them and take myself by myself. Because I’m crazy and I’ll do it! Okay maybe not. But again I say I’M IN LIKE SIN! Yay! Oh and I’ve never been to a blog conference, and don’t really ever want to, but I think this will make up for it.
.-= Randa´s most Awesome last blog ..According to Astrazenica I am indeed Bipolar. =-.

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41 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:10 am

this is NOT a conference, so you don’t have to have any experience. at anything. not even the ability to form a complete sentence. apparently.

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42 melissa May 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm

i wanna go.
don’t make it over passover, please!!
you can do it on my bday…as long as we celebrate it and it’s not over passover. you’re welcome.
i wannnnnnaaaaa goooooo!!!

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43 Aunt Becky May 27, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Not over passover!
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..The Girl With Curls Like A Halo Kicks MY Ass =-.

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44 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:10 am

you’re going.

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45 MommaKiss May 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm

best idea on the internets. ever. no really – ever.
and like i sad on that whoremouthe’d hooker’s site, i have plenty of time to come out of the blog closet – or think up a really good lie to get my ass on this boat.
.-= MommaKiss´s most Awesome last blog ..Wordless Wednesday – hella lotta juice =-.

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46 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:11 am

no need to expose your secret. just tell them you’re drug running.

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47 Colleen - Mommy Always Wins May 27, 2010 at 5:20 pm

Wait – did someone say margaritas? I WANNA GO!!!
.-= Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s most Awesome last blog ..We’re home. =-.

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48 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:12 am

THEN COME!!!!!!

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49 Miss Britt May 27, 2010 at 5:34 pm

HELL YES!

And can I have more than one buddy?
.-= Miss Britt´s most Awesome last blog ..On losing control =-.

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50 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:12 am

make an orgy. no rules.

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51 Angel Smith May 27, 2010 at 6:53 pm

Oh my hell yes. So going. And I need a buddy. Or three. I’m all about the Big Love. Hee!
.-= Angel Smith´s most Awesome last blog ..On Faith. =-.

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52 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:13 am

awwwww yeah

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53 Cissa Fireheart May 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm

you, me, Kim, Robin ! The four muskateers! AWWW YEA!!
.-= Cissa Fireheart´s most Awesome last blog ..Love the Gulf…I do, I certainly do…. =-.

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54 habanerogal May 27, 2010 at 8:27 pm

Like you say this is going to rock the HIGH seas oh I’ve gotta start putting away money right this minute. Hells to the ya
.-= habanerogal´s most Awesome last blog ..A Quickie Quitting Update =-.

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55 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:14 am

fo shiz.

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56 Mrs. Call Me Crazy May 27, 2010 at 8:29 pm

So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
So. Fucking. In.
Really, I could do this all day…

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57 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:15 am

you ARE coming.

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58 Janine (@twincident) May 27, 2010 at 9:34 pm

I know you don’t hate me and you know I’m good for the $100 so count me in! I’ve already called dibs on my cruise buddy @linda_sellers – she just doesn’t know it yet.

Please make sure they staff EXTRA pool boyz.

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59 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:15 am

sweeeeeeet

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60 Miss Grace May 27, 2010 at 10:23 pm

Dood, did you dump me for Aunt Becky? Did Aunt Becky dump me for you?

Wait. I get it.

We’re having a threesome, right?

A threesome on a boat??
.-= Miss Grace´s most Awesome last blog ..GTT – Books =-.

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61 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:15 am

shut your mouth, whore. you’re going, and we’re all making out.

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62 Miss Grace May 28, 2010 at 12:18 am

Find me a sugardaddy sugar. I’m have a nice ass, so all you have to do is pimp me.
.-= Miss Grace´s most Awesome last blog ..PENIS =-.

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63 always home and uncool May 27, 2010 at 11:21 pm

This sounds like even more of a challenge for my maleness (such as it is) than attending BlogHer.

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64 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] May 28, 2010 at 12:16 am

all non-children allowed. even men!

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65 Aunt Becky May 28, 2010 at 3:14 pm

I think The Daver is going and he has a wang. You can totes go.
.-= Aunt Becky´s most Awesome last blog ..Try Our Low Carb Fence!! =-.

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66 Grumble Girl May 28, 2010 at 10:40 am

I think I need to move out of Canada.
.-= Grumble Girl´s most Awesome last blog ..Hella Hot =-.

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67 Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas May 30, 2010 at 12:34 pm

I’m sitting on the couch with one sick kid and the other in a cast. I seriously need a cruise. Tell me there will be scholarships for pity cases like me.
.-= Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas´s most Awesome last blog ..Griffith Park Observatory =-.

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68 Chibi Jeebs May 30, 2010 at 4:17 pm

I’d give my left tit to go. But not really: then there’d be less of me for you to grope. Sounds like wicked fun! Now to win the lottery/rob a bank/find a rich, elderly relative…
.-= Chibi Jeebs´s most Awesome last blog ..Reading: love it or hate it? =-.

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