She doesn’t know it yet, but I’m giving my sister-in-law a Starter Pack of Smut for Christmas. Well, she’ll know if she reads this (and really, if she doesn’t read this, we’ll all know she’s a huge bitch for not reading all of my blog posts).
She knows she’s being given a Kindle, and she says she wants to read the 50 Shades trilogy. Other than those, she doesn’t really have a clue as to where she should start in on what’s good to read. Clearly, she hasn’t been taking notes from reading Smut Book Club.
It’s a good thing I love her.
There’s no better gift to give the lovely lady in your life than a Starter Pack of Smut. It guarantees you’ll get laid, if that’s what you’re looking to accomplish. Or if like in my case, you don’t want to sleep with your sister-in-law, a Starter Pack of Smut will make you her favorite person ever.
Starter Pack of Smut: 6 Brand New 5-Star Releases
I could bet with 99.4% assurance that she doesn’t have these books. Unless she’s like me and reads 4-6 books a week and reviews books for a meager living, she hasn’t yet read these books. They’re brand new, I’ve given each one 5/5 stars, and you should load her up on the goodness.
Click Here To Add All Brand New 5-Star Release Books To Your Shopping Cart
Hollywood Hook by Mamie Center
Kindle
My Bluegrass Baby by Molly Harper
Kindle
Hopeless by Colleen Hoover
Kindle
Release Me by J. Kenner (pre-order for Jan 1 auto-delivery)
Kindle | Paperback
The Coincidence of Callie and Kayden by Jessica Sorensen
Kindle | nook
The Edge of Never by J. A. Redmerski
Kindle | Paperback
Starter Pack of Smut: Downright Dirty
My downright dirty favorites is just that. Dirty books that I’ve read that I recommend because I like them. Rating anywhere from X to XXX, these books are naughty with a capital SMUT.
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The Original Sinners by Tiffany Reisz: The Siren, The Angel, The Prince
The Siren: Kindle | Paperback
The Angel: Kindle | Paperback
The Prince: Kindle | Paperback
Motorcycle Man by Kristen Ashley
Kindle
Sinners on Tour by Olivia Cunning: Backstage Pass, Rock Hard, Double Time
Backstage Pass: Kindle | Paperback
Rock Hard: Kindle | Paperback
Double Time: Kindle | Paperback
Starter Pack of Smut: R-Rated
If you want to get her going with a gentle push into the depths of smut, I recommend these R-rated books. There’s nothing sexually explicit in the sexy times, but they’re definitely not for kids.
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The Sea of Tranquility by Katja Millay
Kindle| nook | Kobo | Paperback
If I could give this enough stars to reach the moon and back, I’d give it more than that.
Slammed/Point of Retreat by Colleen Hoover
Kindle| nook | Kobo | Paperback
On the Island by Tracey Garvis Graves
Kindle| nook | Kobo | Paperback
The Opportunist by Tarryn Fisher
Kindle| nook | Paperback
Starter Pack of Smut: Laugh Out Loud
Who knew sex and laughs could go together? I didn’t until I read these books that made me snicker, giggle, and guffaw out loud.
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The Redhead Series by Alice Clayton: The Unidentified Redhead, The Redhead Revealed
The Unidentified Redhead: Kindle | Paperback
The Redhead Revealed: Kindle | Paperback
Wallbanger by Alice Clayton
Kindle | Paperback
The Chocolate Lovers by Tara Sivec: Seduction and Snacks, Futures and Frosting, Troubles and Treats
Seduction and Snacks: Kindle | Paperback
Futures and Frosting: Kindle | Paperback
Troubles and Treats: Kindle
Search for these and other iBooks in iTunes:
Don’t see the book you want to gift in the format you need? Try Smashwords and get the e-book straight from the author.
Or if you’re worried that she might already have these books, get her a gift card. I don’t know any person who doesn’t love a gift card.
Enjoy and get you some.
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Damn you! Damn you!!
No! I don’t need more books.
NO! I have some I’ve purchased that I STILL haven’t read, that I need to (and I’ve surpassed my 300 in 2012 goal, but STILL Need to update THAT).
Damn you, Angie!
Damn you.
An Awesome post on Sarah @ TM2TS´s blog … Scrapping Christmas
Yeah, what she (Sarah) said about the damning you part. Except, please don’t stop recommending books. We (you) need to start some sort of frequent reader program where we (me) get books (especially e-books) cheaper if we (Smut Book Club) buy copies in bulk. K? Thanksbai.
An Awesome post on Jenbug´s blog … Harm Reduction
Thank you for not making me feel bad about reading 4-5 books a week (99% smut)!!! Love the recommendations- I have read all the xxx rated ones on your list and loved everyone of them- I’m adding the other ones to my “to- read” list on Goodreads
thanks Angie!
I enjoy all the books you mentioned. It would be amazing to have any of these books added to my collection that I am putting together. Love the Blog and Giveaways!
I’d read all the books on your downright dirty list previously except the Kristen Ashley book…I’ve now read that entire series (this week) and am starting on the starter pack. And I’ll be “stalking” your site for more recommendations in the future
Thanks!
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