Thursday 13 + 7
61. There’s always something else I should be doing. Always. Like now, I should be preparing orders for tomorrow’s shipment or folding laundry or doing dishes or sleeping.
62. My nickname in High School was Fro. See: The Hair
63. Is it me, or is the fact that a size 8 is considered “plus size” highly irrational?
64. I have bad skin. Like 14-year-old boy bad. Not the kind that scars my face for life, but it’s always been a problem. No, Proactiv didn’t help. No, spending $145 on Arbonne didn’t help. No, Neutrogena didn’t help. I’m now on a special antibiotic and zit cream to help. I’t snot It’s not really helping.
65. I got my husband to start a blog, but he’s not “blogging.” Argh. Why don’t people listen to me?
66. How AWESOME would it be if pot were legal?
67. I don’t get this new wave of “rock music” like Fall Out Boy, Good Charlotte, etc. I guess I’m now old.
68. I want to watch more movies, but that takes time and uninterrupted focus. See: blogging.
69. Perfumes and smells give me headaches. I’m getting older.
70. Most organized religions confuse me.
71. I love the way my girls smell, sans shitty diapers.
72. We owe $80k more on our house than for what we can sell it. See: Real Estate Bubble BURST
73. I just got a tax bill that will scare you out of your skivvies. Please, for the love of Oprah & the IRS, shop in my store.
74. I’m trying to become a better photographer like Secret Agent Mama. See: #61
75. I want desperately to donate to a charity, but there are SO many from which to choose. If I donate to one, the others get jealous. They all need my spare $12.
76. I’m lucky I didn’t get pregnant before I got married. But who isn’t, right Sluts? HIGH-FIVE!
77. I’ll consider myself lucky if I don’t get pregnant during the next 15 years of my fertile womanhood. That, and I’ll sue the urologist who performed HockeyMan’s vascectomy.
78. I’m addicted to sugar. I guess that’s better than heroin.
79. Apparently I’m a horrible snorer. Apparently I kept my mom, dad, and sister up for 2 nights before they bought me Breathe Right strips and a throat spray and it helped on night 3. Apparently HockeyMan sleeps right through the nightly nose symphony while he’s off in Ambienland.
80. I suffer from sporadic bouts of explosive diarrhea. Sexy, right?
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I love breathe right nose strips. I got pregnant 5 months before my (already planned) wedding. So while it was something adam and i had been planning and discussing, people still thought it was spur of the moment. people are stupid. And WOOT! for premarital sex. Speaking of sexy, your random explosive diarrhea sounds really hot.
Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy)’s last blog post..The Ship is Sinking
Fun list, as always. Happy T13!
you crack me up.
And I should be doing something else too.
And pot isn’t actually LEGAL in Canada but it has been de-criminalized… which means the US government is ticked at us basically. And you won’t go to prison for smoking pot.
Canada is just getting better and better eh?
Tara R’s last blog post..Why aren’t you winning stuff too?
like you, I finally got my hubs on the buzz…I know he will not update or go there; it will probably be me responding to people.
ourcrookedtree’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday
Do you have IBS I do too it is so fun:(
marcia @ joyismygoal’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #48 I know you want a pair of Daisy pants
Pot should be legal, but there are too many vested interests opposed to it.
Nicholas’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #54
65. So then what does it mean to “blog?” If I am not “blogging” because I cannot or do not post every day that makes me not a blogger?
66. Indeed *cough*
67. It’s called emo.
79. Even Ambienland doesn’t hide you from that kind of snoring! There’s no apparent to it, you’re a wall shaker.
Hockeyman’s last blog post..Have you ever?
I’m supposed to be using one of those sleep apnea machines, but I’m usually too buzzed at night (I won’t say from what) to put it together. I enjoyed your list.
Meg’s last blog post..The Times They Are A Changin’
66 – Ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, but it’s really cool to know you could !
76 – Meh, bite me.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..So, God IS a woman…
#69? Been experiencing that lately myself (the perfume bit, not the, well…nevermind) ANYWAY…I seriously felt like my Grandma in the mall last weekend. I parked near a dept store and simply walked through it to get to the actual mall and had a headache after just passing through the perfume section. Oldness sucks.
Colleen’s last blog post..Thursday 13 – Things that made my date night darn near perfect!
Ahh, you crack me up!
#61: Seriously. Ugh.
#63: WTF is up with THAT!?
#74: Me too!
#76: HIGH FIVE, SLUT!
#80: You’re damn right it’s sexy. Lemme see some of those butthole kegels, baby.
Sarcastic Mom’s last blog post..Technical Difficulties… Please Stay Tuned
My tax bill this year make me almost pass out. I feel your pain.
It looks like everyone including me wants to take photos like Mish.
hell ya to #76.
Kim’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen – Lets Get Personal
66. completely awesome. I’m settling for decriminalized for now.
67. Emo is not so much with the rockin.
I haven’t liked perfumes since I was young. ;p
I also skip movies in favor of blogging.