October 4th, 2007

T13 - 10.4.7

Excuses, excuses.

1. My foot hurts. I broke it last Xmas Eve, and it still kind of aches. Sympathy?

2. Cramps. I’m a girl. I get to pull that card at least 1 time a month.

3. I have to work. Does reading TMZ count as work?

4. I’m hungry. Can you get something for me to eat? Taco Bell?

5. I have laundry waiting for me to fold, so I can’t do ANYthing else until it’s done in about a week.

6. My head hurts. I’m a girl. See #2.

7. I have to scientifically and methodically mold the minds of play with the girls. Valid, right?

8. I have to go to the grocery store. If I don’t come back for 2 hours, send rescue. I’m just too happy to be out by myself to recognize the time-space continuum.

9. Can’t YOU do it?

10. Watch this that I just recorded/is on YouTube! The art of distraction.

11. My stomach hurts. Taco Bell?

12. Did you hear that? I think an email just came through. Let me check to see what it was.

13. I don’t WANNA!

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