Excuses, excuses.
1. My foot hurts. I broke it last Xmas Eve, and it still kind of aches. Sympathy?
2. Cramps. I’m a girl. I get to pull that card at least 1 time a month.
3. I have to work. Does reading TMZ count as work?
4. I’m hungry. Can you get something for me to eat? Taco Bell?
5. I have laundry waiting for me to fold, so I can’t do ANYthing else until it’s done in about a week.
6. My head hurts. I’m a girl. See #2.
7. I have to scientifically and methodically mold the minds of play with the girls. Valid, right?
8. I have to go to the grocery store. If I don’t come back for 2 hours, send rescue. I’m just too happy to be out by myself to recognize the time-space continuum.
9. Can’t YOU do it?
10. Watch this that I just recorded/is on YouTube! The art of distraction.
11. My stomach hurts. Taco Bell?
12. Did you hear that? I think an email just came through. Let me check to see what it was.
13. I don’t WANNA!
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14. I’m busy planning my Festivus celebration.
15. I’m trying to go back to sleep so I can finish my Keifer dream.
16. I’d love to, but I’m busy reading Dawn’s blog.
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Hey! These sound EXACTLY like the ones I use (mostly on Hubby). teeheehee! Thanks for reminding me how classic they are!
Happy Thursday!
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You should totally charge people to USE these excuses. . .
Great list. Happy T13
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nice. I can use these…
Sometimes I love being a one-car family.
my excuse is, I don’t have a car.
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Quite useful excuses..hehee..
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Thanks. I can use these too. I needed some more for not doing the laundry.
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I can beat your number 1
I fracture my tail bone 18 months ago and it still hurts! There you go!
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I love #2!
I also really love your layout. Happy TT! Mine’s a list of things I’d rather do instead of grade papers.
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You had me at Taco Bell, I am so lucky there isn’t one anywhere near me…I would live there!
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Great excuses! I like the last one best. It’s just best to be honest.
Happy TT!
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That’s a pretty good list of pretty much all-purpose excuses.
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Hahahaha! I’m borrowing, at least, twelve of those!
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