Thursday Thirteen: 13-1 answers to your deepest darkest weeniest questions
On a serious note, your questions were really weeny. If you have better questions for me, I’ll answer more next week if more are asked. Jeez, peeps. Grow a pair and ask!
Bronson Said: I won’t get to see my Mom this weekend, but want to send her something, something not flowers, got any ideas or guidelines?
Easy answer: Porn. That or chocolate. Either would make a good mom happy.
Amanda (Shamelessly Sassy) Said: What is the best Christmas gift you have ever received?
1st place: TiVo. Changed my life for.ev.er. Mama LOVES some DVR.
2nd place: $1000 cash. Only happened once, but every year, I wish and I wish and I wish.
Tara R Said: what would you do if your mom moved into your house… I’m gonna need some ideas since my mom moved in last week!
I’d allow her to clean.
if you had to move somewhere else where would it be?
Canada. Probably Vancouver. May be a reality if Obama or Clinton doesn’t make it into office.
what do you hope your girls grow up to be?
Gay. Boys are icky.
Angie’s Favourite Sister Said: Have you ever tried to kill your baby sister? If so, how and why?
CLEARLY, YOUR perception of “kill” and my perception of “kill” are a bit different. You may have THOUGHT I was trying to kill you by dunking your head under water repeatedly while laughing at you trying to catch your breath. But I blame you for hanging around me when you, as the younger sister, needed to get your own damn friends, and then you wouldn’t have those horrible laughable memories.
Sister-In-Lay Said: So waht are you going to get for your AWESOME sister in law for her up coming 29th b-day?
I wasn’t aware I had a Sister-In-Lay. But I’m getting my sister-in-law a whole wad of nothing. How about a hug? Eh? Hug?
Xbox4NappyRash Said: What could I say to you to make you send me cash buck money?
Is “cash buck” like a butt load? The Euro-to-classy-American lingo didn’t quite make it, so I’ll assume you mean butt load of money. I guess if you told me you have a guarantee pill to make me lose 25 75 pounds without the side effects of alli, I’d send a cash buck.
Little Miss Sunshine State Said: When your cutie-patootie girls get bigger will you let Hockeyman put them on a Pee-Wee hockey team?
I want Anna to start tomorrow.
Or will you say Noooooooo and make them take ballet instead? Because Geez, they’re GIRLS and all.
They can do hockey and ballet together if they want. I guess you can call that figure skating, but don’t tell Patrick that.
New question: What do you think about penises? Have you ever been randomly flashed by a stranger? If there was a new handy computer tool called a penis, would you use it?
Amanda’s last blog post..Feigning An Itch
So if I give my mom porn AND chocolate that makes me daughter of the year, yeah?
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..I Seem to be Pimping A Lot of L’Oreal
Dude, I should so give my mom some porn. Then watch her faint. ha ha haaaa
cyndy’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: These Are My Confessions
um… ok… what is your biggest parenting regret? what is the mistake you make over and over that you wish you could stop? what makes you want to just give up? what is your drug of choice?
Tara R’s last blog post..CFBA Book Review
I’ve got that weight loss pill, it’s flour and sugar.
The magic is in its use.
Place it in a neighbouring town, and walk to take it every day for a month.
I accept paypal.
Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Missing
Okay.. so porn and chocolate.. got it.
I did not get a chance to ask a question..is it too late?
Girl or guy friends.. what do you prefer?
Kim’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen - Ode to my BFF
Very funny!
Boys are icky. But useful for getting stuff off the top shelf.
Bow down and worship the Tivo! It is a miracle invention. I hope I never have to live without its greatness.
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