T13: Enter if You Dare

Inside my head for the evening:

*puppy dogs and daisies. soooo cute! squishy mushy fluffy KISSES!

*my neck is sweating

*my lappy is burning a hole between my legs (X – i’ve handed you this one on a platter)

*ihopethegirlsdon’twakeup ihopethegirlsdon’twakeup ihopethegirlsdon’twakeup ihopethegirlsdon’twakeup ihopethegirlsdon’twakeup

*i can totally do those moves on SYTYCD

*yup – just did them all

*i’ve been waiting YEARS for a show like Baby Borrowers. it should be required viewing for ALL teenagers.

*is my Plurk page updated?

*fast-forward Baby Borrowers

*saying, “i’m good with kids” does NOT make you a good parent (see: me – i’m not good w/ kids – just my own)

*dag nabbit – these teens get their own fancy furnished house – that’s not real life – try living with your mom’s hand-me-town tupperware and the $1 store pots & pans – THAT’S real life

*why isn’t plurk auto-updating. awful lot of plurccups the last few days. grrrrrr

*will someone volunteer to take my girls off my hands when they’re 10-18?

  1. 1
    Maria
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh I love that! I wanna do it! But alas! I bombarded you with my fatness!!!

    Maria’s last blog post..200 lbs, yes.

  2. 2
    Maria
    Twitter:
    says:

    Oh and I can do those moves too. In my head.

    Maria’s last blog post..200 lbs, yes.

  3. 3
    Zoeyjane
    Twitter:
    says:

    I can do yoga. Does that count? I’m also good with a kid. Mine. Like 70% of the time.

    Zoeyjane’s last blog post..Spontaneous Relaxation

  4. 4
    Jen says:

    Oh darn, I really wanted to watch that Baby Borrowers show. I’ve been boycotting the tv, but this one actually looked entertaining.

    Jen’s last blog post..13 Things That Are Really Plucking My Nerves This Week

  5. 5
    Huckdoll says:

    Two out of thirteen Plurk related thoughts is hardcore mama.

    Hope the girls didn’t wake up :)

    Huckdoll’s last blog post..Owned

  6. 6
    MamaWise says:

    Plurk on the mind? Yeah, same here… it’s my new obsession.

    Oh and I love that show… I so could take any of them in a dance off… well, if my back doesn’t give out on me first while parenting. LOL

    MamaWise’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Constructing a Cake

  7. 7
    kelsey says:

    I have now joined plurk because of this site and its your fault I havent done the dishes lol

    kelsey’s last blog post..::Mr. Lincoln is a Polygamist::

  8. 8
    forgetfulone says:

    I’m gonna have to check out plurk! And baby borrowers. Anyone that’s already had or currently has 10-18year olds is probably not gonna volunteer to take ‘em off your hands – tee hee! But… it’s worth a try. Mine are 12, 12, (twins), 15 and 19.

    forgetfulone’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen #32

  9. 9
    cajunvegan says:

    The Plurk is the new cult. I’m glad I get to drink the Kool-aid with you.

    Happy TT!

    cajunvegan’s last blog post..Overheard at the Twat Doc (TT 51)

  10. 10
    Yvie says:

    I am addicted to plurk! Lol!

  11. 11

    I would be very wary of anything you gave me on a platter…

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..Mind the gap

  12. 12
    Angie says:

    Deep thoughts! Been there. In fact, I’m still there. Hmmm.
    Have a great day!

    Angie’s last blog post..Thursday Thirteen: 1980′s Rock & Roll

  13. 13
    Hockeyman says:

    That’s not neck sweat, you fell asleep and the dog was licking your neck.

  14. 14
    Carol says:

    Two 10-18y/o’s is all I can manage, thank you!

    Brave list!

    Carol’s last blog post..Thursday 13

  15. 15
    HO
    Twitter:
    says:

    LOL…. do you Plurk much? What a nerd.

    HO’s last blog post..I just want them to act normal for 10 days.

  16. 16
    Colleen
    Twitter:
    says:

    Where did they FIND those kids for Baby Borrowers? Oh mah lordie…

    Colleen’s last blog post..Random Rambles

  17. 17
    Amy says:

    I like the way your brain works!!! Sounds alot like mine!!

    Amy’s last blog post..Here I Go……

  18. 18
    Los Angeles says:

    That was great. Nice to see another Plurk fan. Happy T13!

    Los Angeles’s last blog post..Perpetually Unprimped-Los Angeles

  19. 19
    K8spade says:

    My laptop has totally gotten a little intimate with me, too. Hey, you spend enough time together, it’s bound to happen…

    K8spade’s last blog post..You Might Be a Redneck…

  20. 20
    Kim says:

    I have never heard of the show baby borrowers.. i must now find it.. but if it is anything like that Mike Roe show where they place with rat crap I am going to have to hurt you.. :)

    Kim’s last blog post..Not In My House

  21. 21
    justmylife says:

    I love trips through other people’s minds! Makes mine look less scattered!!!heh!

    justmylife’s last blog post..In memory of the best ranter on Earth!

  22. 22

    My girl turns 10 this year, and I know what you mean – I can see things getting rocky already…

    Peter Answers’s last blog post..Peter Answers Transcript

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