I’m supposed to have only 5, but I have 6. suckit.

I know I will.

EDITED: I had to go back and add a 7th thanks to @tjbarber.

Edward Cullen

Twilight: I will fucking CUT YOU if you come here and make any derogatory remarks about My Edward. That’s a no-tolerance, quick way to get yourself banned from here. If you don’t like Twilight, keep it to yourself. That way, I’ll never judge you for being a lesser person.

Brian Kinney

Queer as Folk: Makes me want to be a gay man.

Shane McCutcheon

The L Word: Makes me want to be a practicing gay woman.

Lloyd Dobler

Say Anything: Say swoon. You know why.

Ferris Bueller

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: The first man I saw in the shower.

Jack Dawson

Titanic: You have no soul if you don’t find this hot.

Jax Teller

Sons of Anarchy: Dirty motorcycle rider. Uh, duh. Plus, Charlie Hunnam was in the UK version of Queer as Folk. Double duh.