A Whole Lot of Nothing • Your Favorite Blog » baby http://awholelotofnothing.net Playing Awesome on the internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:48:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= My Baby Precious Gollum http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-baby-precious-gollum/ http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-baby-precious-gollum/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:18:26 +0000 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] http://awholelotofnothing.net/?p=4043

I, unlike my mother, don’t think my baby niece, Paige, looks anything like Gollum.

OK, maybe in the skinny arms, long fingers, male-pattern baldness, blue almond-shaped eyes, and they have the same mouth.

photo credit: New Line Cinema

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]]> http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-baby-precious-gollum/feed/ 8 I have the cutest niece in all of the land, so I gave her mama some eggs. http://awholelotofnothing.net/i-have-the-cutest-niece-in-all-of-the-land-so-i-gave-her-mama-some-eggs/ http://awholelotofnothing.net/i-have-the-cutest-niece-in-all-of-the-land-so-i-gave-her-mama-some-eggs/#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 13:01:40 +0000 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] http://awholelotofnothing.net/?p=4004

No exaggeration, I have the cutest niece to have ever graced the face of the Earth. I dare say, she’s cuter than my own girls, and 1/2 a percentage cuter than my other niece. Yes, I’m saying it. I’m saying it partially because she’s still a wee wee teeny tiny baby and wee wee tiny babies are cuter than anything in the entire world. And, COME ON. Look at her:

This is not a sponsored post, but rather a story of how I have the cutest niece in the Whole of the World, so I gave her mama some eggs. Those eggs just happened to have been given to me by Eggland’s Best Eggs.

I was offered the opportunity to host an Eggland’s Best Eggs Brunch around the time that my sister was having Paige, so I took the offer as the chance to have a Sit n’Sip for Jackie to introduce her baby to her friends. If you already know what a Sit n’Sip is, then let’s fist*bump to watching Phaedra and her crazy-ass on Real Housewives of Atlanta. If you don’t know about a Sit n’Sip, it’s basically a brunch hosted for a new mom where friends and family visit the new baby, sit around, and sip champagne. Or as we like to call it in my family, Sunday.

Jackie’s friends came over to meet Baby Paige, bring presents, and eat the made-to-order omelets I planned to make with the Eggland’s Best Eggs and ingredients I was provided. Thanks be to the Sweet Sweet Baby Jeebus that Jackie’s friend Erica came to the Brunch as my omelet-making abilities are exactly none, and I was just going to wing it. I *bow* to the divine intervention that put Erica in the kitchen that day because if I had been the one to make-to-order those omelets, it would have been a comedy then a tragedy then a house full of burnt eggs.

My Sweet Sweet Omelet-Making Savior

Yes, I Serve Donut Holes On a Platter.

OHMYGOTSHE'STHECUTESTBABYEVER So I Gave Her Mama Some Eggs!

Disclosure: I was given a Flip Camera on which to record some of our fun-time goings [click here for the video] on as well as Eggland’s Best Eggs gift certificates, compensation, and some goodies to give away to guests. All of the experiences and opinions are my own, sucka.

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]]> http://awholelotofnothing.net/i-have-the-cutest-niece-in-all-of-the-land-so-i-gave-her-mama-some-eggs/feed/ 2 Much like The Ring, after seeing this, you will die. http://awholelotofnothing.net/much-like-the-ring-after-seeing-this-you-will-die/ http://awholelotofnothing.net/much-like-the-ring-after-seeing-this-you-will-die/#comments Tue, 22 Mar 2011 13:12:31 +0000 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] http://awholelotofnothing.net/?p=3834

My newborn niece is cuter than your baby.

She may even be cuter than my own.

Now you can die from the cute.

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]]> http://awholelotofnothing.net/much-like-the-ring-after-seeing-this-you-will-die/feed/ 4 My sister needs to have another baby. http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-sister-needs-to-have-another-baby/ http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-sister-needs-to-have-another-baby/#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:20:22 +0000 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] http://awholelotofnothing.net/?p=1264

My nephew, Nolan, turns one today. I need HER to have another baby. Like, now. Like, I need to hold a baby. Like, my boobs are tingling.

This baby:

Is now this toddler:

How did this happen?

Nolan-Mosaic

Happy Birthday, Nolan!

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]]> http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-sister-needs-to-have-another-baby/feed/ 25 My imaginary, Irish, almost brother’s washed man goo made it to the Promiseland http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-imaginary-irish-almost-brothers-washed-man-goo-made-it-to-the-promiseland/ http://awholelotofnothing.net/my-imaginary-irish-almost-brothers-washed-man-goo-made-it-to-the-promiseland/#comments Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:37:11 +0000 Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] http://awholelotofnothing.net/?p=964

I have a brother I’ve never met in person.

I’ve talked to him endlessly for the past umpteen months online. He’s made me happy, brought me solace, made me feel better, frustrated me to no end, and I have hoped for nothing more than happiness for him.

And now, he’s he happiest I’ve ever seen heard read him.

Martin knocked up his wife.

Spencer made it!

Apparently he had dirty man goo, so after a wash by the doc, and a squirt up the hoo-ha, ET’s egg(s) finally gave in and accepted Spencer the Sperm (and his buddy?).

I’ve never wanted to hug you, but now, I could totally.

**HUGS**

Now, go kiss ET’s belly and **shivvvver** off that sister hug.

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Wordless 3.24.9
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Original
Crop>Exposure>Local Contrast>Sharpen>Boost Color

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Crop (Golden Ratio)>Exposure>Local Contrast>Sharpen>Vignette>Brush Boost

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