Last February during the Super Bowl, Denny’s bravely paid millions of dollars to put up the greatest commercial known to man. The commercial I cannot get enough of. The commercial I still sing aloud.

Nanerpus.

I put up a post the night of the Super Bowl touting the awesome that is the Nanerpus, and the search term “Nannerpuss” (sic) is STILL a top 5 keyword for finding my blog. That shows me that 1) I’m awesome at SEO, and 2) there are so many more awesome people out there on the interwebs craving the Nanerpus.

For funsies (and why not on a Saturday night?), I went to the Denny’s website after I had some Twitter conversations about the Nanerpus.

And people. My Christmas shopping list is done.

I shit you not. Straight from Denny’s website.

Seriously?

Seriously.

This is made for me.

All I want for Christmas besides a Canon XSi DSLR camera is the Nanerpus shirt.