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We’ve already established that I’m a giver. When trollers and skeeves send rude, poorly-written emails, I do them the favor of correcting their grammar. It’s a service I’m proud to provide. When my friends need something, I’m there for them. One of the best people I’ve ever known (and will continue to know, especially after [...]
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I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
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The beach, it calls my name. I grew up 5 miles away the way the mythical crow flies from the best beach in the US, yet as a teen I was too self-conscious about my body to go to the beach. Plus, my mom was always, “You’ll get sand in your crack!” and “You don’t [...]
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From time to time, my brain ceases to function. It’s not really anything that’s predictable or fixable. It really just stops being creative. I’m not a monkey. I can’t bring the funny just by putting my finger up my ass then smelling it. bee tee dub: if you have a video of that, please send. [...]
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My left knee is still messed up. I have an MRI scheduled for June 21. Happy early birthday, Patrick! When I take anti-inflammatories and darvoset, it feels a bit better, but only a bit. It still hurts like a mo’fo when I pick it up off the ground. You know, like when I do ANYTHING. [...]
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