November 11, ‘09 marks Maddie’s 2nd birthday.

She only got to celebrate 1.

This is Maddie on her only birthday.

Her eyebrows were one of the Great Wonders of the World. I’ve told Heather many times how much they make me smile. To me, this is one of the best pictures Heather & Mike captured of their baby girl.

Thinking of you today.

Please consider donating to Friends of Maddie in memory of Maddie.

It’s my birthday, bitches!

Constitution Day to you history-learned peoples.

In celebration of that more-than-awesome day 33 years ago in which I was extracted from my mother’s womb by way of a knife in her gut, I give to you a 5th grade picture I’ve used before in my posts, but really, it deserves to be recycled.

People taking school pictures, THIS is not OK.

Blinds, director’s chair, lighted cellophane, and the “I’m a thoughtful smartypants with my finger on my face.”

*I’m fully aware that 33 in Spanish is not “tres tres,” but since I drafted Ochocinco into my Fantasy Football team, I figured I can be dumb, too.

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This whore gives the best Twitter birthday present:

My baby turns 5 today.

She starts Kindergarten in August.

She makes me proud to be her mother.

Happy Birthday, Anna! Daddy has fireworks planned for you tonight.

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oh my god my baby is turning 5 and will be in kindergarten in less than three months and will actually be at a big kid school and in 7 years will be 12 and oh my god i will have a 12 year old girl. *rock*rock*rock*rock*