This, my friends, is the final Smut Book Club post on A Whole Lot of Nothing. Some of you are cheering, “FINALLY! Get back to talking about how Rachel Maddow Eating A Chimichanga is your patronus and how you wear granny panties!” (Aside: Grumpy Cat is now my patronus, at least temporarily until she runs her [...]
She doesn’t know it yet, but I’m giving my sister-in-law a Starter Pack of Smut for Christmas. Well, she’ll know if she reads this (and really, if she doesn’t read this, we’ll all know she’s a huge bitch for not reading all of my blog posts). She knows she’s being given a , and she [...]
Voracious? Addicted? I prefer “dedicated.” I’m dedicated to my self-appointed job as a Smut Peddler. It’s given me endless hours of emotional turmoil, not just the mommy guilt for reading (“IT’S MY JOB, CHILDREN!”) while my kids mindlessly watch TV, but the kind of emotional roller coasters ridden through a well-written book. Because of all [...]
Until not to long ago, I would have never thought I’d be the kind of person who opted to read instead of watch TV. This is me, the Queen of the DVR, we’re talking about. The girl who took on the alias “TiVoMama” back when we all started giving ourselves an alias for anonymous internetting. I [...]
In my quest to spread smut appreciation, I have become a source for you horny smut readers to consult when looking for the next book to read. The simple, “What should I read now?” question is one I always follow up with something like, “How dirty do you like your smut?” or “What smut have [...]