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I’ve written ad nauseum about the challenges of my children sleeping in our marital bed. However far we’ve come with incentive charts and bribes and calm explanations and begging and pleading and flat-out yelling, the girls still come into our bed at some time during the early morning. They’re supposed to wait until the sun [...]
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Oh dear sweet, sweet Baby Jeebus and Oprah. The Easter Dress Holiday is nearly upon us! You may be confused as to why I’d be super over-the-moon esscited that it’s Easter Dress Holiday seeing as I’m not a Christian, PER SE. But because my extended family is all up in Jesus’ bidness and celebrates things [...]
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Yesterday, I announced an epiphany: I come first. The gist: my needs come before my kids’ needs. No one’s happy if mama ain’t happy. You’ll eat what I give you. You’ll solve your own problems. You’ll sleep in your own bed. Until last night. My epiphany lasted all of 12 hours. Now? Mama is irritated. [...]
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You step onto the airplane, get yourself situated with your iPad (me=jealous), stuff your carryon under the seat in front of you, and you await the obligatory “Exits are located >here< >here< and >here< … Don’t smoke your weed in the bathroom … In the case of a drop in cabin pressure, a mask will [...]
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