The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
Claire turns 6 today. She’s pretty effing Awesome.
I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
How many posts can I publish in a row that are just pictures of my kids? This makes 4 (unsponsored) posts in a row where the main idea of my story is pictures of my kids. This is telling of something, but I’m not sure of what, unless it’s just of me being extra super [...]
Is there a better face to capture? I mean… You know I’m not referring to Anna’s (the smiley kid in the blue shirt) face, right? The look on Claire’s face is perfection. And if you’re squeamish at the word “moist,” this video is not for you. Anna uses it freely. She’s obviously my favorite*. *”Favorite” as in “favorite 7-year-old.” [...]