“Mama, do NOT put that on the internet.” I promised I wouldn’t. I lied to my kids, and I have no regret.
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There must be some kind of omen about a chicken crossing the road right in front of you. Or maybe an old wive’s tale. Or maybe this is normal when you’re not in Suburbia. Watching a chicken cross the road right in front of your car isn’t something that happens every day to a suburbanite. Or [...]
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Oreo I love you so. As you turn 100, I turn 35-1/2. Coincidence? I think not. The kids and the milk, They love you. The way your chocolatey Crumbles Make their way into my Teeth, Remind me That I need to Brush. I love you, Oreo.
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The only reason to have kids is to create clone humans to take your place when you kick off. Any other reason to breed pales in comparison to nature’s need to reproduce your genes. Unconditional love, feelings of worthiness, premature ejaculation, and one-upping your sister all fall into a distant 2nd place for reasons to spawn. Patrick [...]
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