You can’t run.

You can’t hide.

It’s coming no matter what you think you can do with your Jedi Mind Tricks.

HOLIDAY SHOPPING SEASON
IS
HERE

My store, Good for the Kids, is here to help. You’re welcome.

I’ve put together a quick & easy Holiday Shopping Guide to make it super duper simple to find the best toys and gifts for your kids and the kids in your life. Again, you’re welcome.

For kids from newborns to toddlers to preschoolers to young elementary kids, I have the perfect presents ready to ship for free. Yup. Free Shipping for the holidays. You’re totally welcome. And awesome. You’re completely awesome. And that shirt is super cute on you!

Newborn-1 Year Brand New Baby	1-2 Year Olds Toddlers	3-4 Year Olds Preschoolers	4-8 Year Olds Young Elementary

Now for the super-cool stuff.

GIVEAWAY!

I’m giving away a $50 gift certificate to Good for the Kids. Use it however you wish.

Bonus: Free Shipping. That means you can buy more.
Double Bonus: Use a coupon like this one for 20% off through Nov 16th: nov4blog. (Anyone can use it. Even you.) That means you can buy even MORE and buy NOW. If you buy now and you’re the big wiener winner, I’ll totally refund your payment. Triple. Bonus.

How to enter:

Leave a comment below with the name of your favorite item from Good for the Kids. Leave up to 3 comments per day for the duration of the giveaway using the methods below.

YOU MUST LEAVE THE LINK to your TWEET/BLOG POST/STUMBLE in the comments below. Use only one link per comment or you’ll be cast out as spam. No soup for you.

Increase your chances by

• •Twittering about the discount and/or giveaway from your own Twitter account.
• •Following @goodforthekids on Twitter.
• •Blogging about this discount and/or giveaway with a link back to here on your own blog.
• •Stumbling this post.
• •Sharing this giveaway using any of the social media icons at the bottom of the post (those down there).

The giveaway will be open through Tuesday, November 10th, at 11:59pm EST. The lucky duck winner will be notified via email, on this post, and on Prizey.net.

Good luck!

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Congratulations to Cindi for winning the $50 gift certificate! Check your email.

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Ode to My Ass
Part 2 in a series of Odes to my body parts. Check out the first in the series, Ode to My Toes. Or don’t. Whatever. Kiss my ass.

Speaking of asses, mine is one of particular girth.

Badunkadunk, if I may. Junk in my trunk. Milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard. Round thing in your face.

I have my mother’s ass. GASP

I realized I had her ass as my rear a few years ago as I was walking by a mirror and was checkin my hotself out happened to catch a glance at my arse. I took a double-take.

My Mother’s Ass
Is now my ass.

Filled with cheese
Will bring men to their knees.

Shimmies and shakes
Mens put on their brakes.

Exit point of my poo
Will swallow up your shoe.

Wider than it is tall
Will protect me in a fall.

Never in a photograph
Ready to make young boys laugh.

Can you couplet your ass?

We’ll make it a contest. Submit your best couplet about your ass in the comments below by Sunday, March 8th, and we’ll vote next week. The winner will receive a $20 gift certificate to my store. Open to everyone. Multiple entries allowed. heh…

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