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Do you ever have that feeling that your brain quit working sometime around the 5th hour of a car ride and then when you reach your destination your brain never really recovers so you spend the whole time on your vacation in a constant state of DUH because no amount of napping, movie-watching, reading, swimming, [...]
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That’s the only appropriate response to seeing this photo of the bizarre spider we found in our Florida yard today. *update below* @alotofnothing CHRIST ON A BIKE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! — Miss Banshee (@missbanshee) June 30, 2012 *TRIGGER ALERT* Thanks to @gikkt on Twitter for doing the research for me, because there’s no way [...]
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I may be a Florida Native living in Orlando with annual passes to Disney World, but you won’t catch me willingly setting foot anywhere near those theme parks during the summer. Do you like the smell of a sweaty tourist on a corn dog and jumbo Coke bender? I sure as crap don’t. After tweeting [...]
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I grew up in a little town in the Florida panhandle, just across the bay from Destin. Niceville is a real place with real people and a real Mullet Festival. But it seems that since I left my parents’ home behind and spread my flabby batwings in 1996, things have fallen to shit. I blame [...]
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Being Inside > Being Outside My idea of A Good Time usually doesn’t equate spending time outside. I may seem to enjoy the time and weather in the out of doors, but unless the temperature is a steady 60-72º, breezy, sunshiney, bug-free, under 40% humidity, and there’s a place for me to sit, I’d rather [...]
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