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I have this… hair. There’s a lot of it. A lot. And it’s long. When it’s wet, it’s about 3 inches from my ass crack. Though, that’s not really saying much because my ever-expanding ass crack nearly meets the middle of my back. But still, it’s long. FEET long. It ends up in every crevice [...]
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Like most bloggers, I receive a few pitch emails every week ranging from “Hey, Blogger, You’re great and please do things for me for free!” to “Hey Angie, You’re awesome, and I’m sending you on a trip!” I tend to like the latter the best. Usually, I glance over the emails looking for the bottom [...]
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I’m a hairy beast. Thanks be to sweet, sweet, sweet, Baby Jeebus and Oprah that I’m a natural towhead, and it’s reflected in all most of my body hair. Otherwise, you may be mistaking me for Bigfoot. Even though I live in Florida, it does get cold here, where “cold” means “below 70″ and “GOOD [...]
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I have been beyond blessed (and I don’t ever use that word because I save that for when I meet Mama Oprah) to have welcomed FOUR babies into my life in the last week. FOUR. No, I’m not a mom to quadruplets. shutyourwhoremouth No, I didn’t illegally adopt four Haitian children. muchmuchtoolazyfortheredtape Auntie Lala has [...]
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Yet another entry into the failures of American choices, “This? Is not OK.” I’ve discussed the Mullet in a past post, but it was centered more specifically around the fancy Femullet. Today, I’m focusing on the Groomed Man Mullet. The Groomed Man Mullet is no accident. It’s planned, sculpted, and methodically trimmed, as if from [...]
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