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I have a friend. A very dear friend. Mandi has a wonky heart. No, I take that back. Her heart is bullshit. Her bullshit heart has put her through 5 open-heart surgeries which I hear are very serious, the last one leaving her in a 3-week-long coma, a wheelchair, and intensive physical therapy. That was [...]
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The week started off innocently enough. I went out to dinner with my skank-whore friends to one of my favorite cheesecake-themed restaurant. I ate too much, took stupid pictures, and scared a cute waiter boy into being gay. Pretty much a normal night out with the teacher-friends. I woke up Monday to my credit card [...]
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