Sweet JEESUS, I wish I’d thought of this. To the windowwwww (/•_•)/ To the wallllll \(•_•)\ Til the (sweat) drips down my (balls). All deez (bitches) Crawl. via smartphOWNED.com
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You’re right, Auto-Correct Gnome. I didn’t want to say “Get the gnocchi and have them to add cream to the bolognese,” I wanted Foursquare to tell people to “Get the gnocchi and have them add cream to the vomit ass.”
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Because I’m honest and nothing but, I’ll admit that when I agreed to take on this Ambassadorship through Clever Girls for the SWAGG app, my inner brain was like @-@?? What the fudge is this thing, and why do I need it in my life? Now that I’ve downloaded the SWAGG app, and I’ve actually [...]
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