Surfing the ‘net in our panties: it’s how we do. Though this picture was taken 4 years ago, it could have been taken yesterday, save for the pacifiers and nakedness. Now it’s just me and Patrick who surf the ‘net in our panties. Pleasantville School [name changed to protect my kids from you weirdo stalkers] [...]
It’s my firm belief that self-esteem is not inherited. I came to that conclusion last night while having dinner with my daughters and a friend. My poor daughters have me as a mother and their father as a father. (I have to clarify because, you know, these days…) The pair of us combined have about [...]
There must be some kind of omen about a chicken crossing the road right in front of you. Or maybe an old wive’s tale. Or maybe this is normal when you’re not in Suburbia. Watching a chicken cross the road right in front of your car isn’t something that happens every day to a suburbanite. Or [...]
If you follow me on Twitter (which you probably do) or follow my Tumblr (which you probably don’t), you’ve seen some of the quotes from my kids, friends, and family that I document and share. I have a horrible memory for details, so I wanted to keep track of the insane quotables that fall out [...]