Moving is craptastically sucktacular.

Monday, March 8th, 2010

Forgive me, for I am a bit emo today.

My sister is taking my nephew 104 miles (I google-mapped that shit) away from me. That’s 90 miles farther away from me than he’s been his whole life.

16 months of having Nolan 30 minutes from me.

Now, I’ll actually have to plan to go see him.

No, “Dinner at Toojay’s tonight,” or “Meet us at the park,” or “Funny seeing you here at Target/Best Buy/Buffalo Wild Wings/the mall.” (It’s freaky how many time, out of the 20,000 people that live in the radius between us, that we just happen to be at the same place at the same time so many times.)

We’ll actually have to plan to take a day trip to see the Best Toddler Baby Jeebus and Oprah Ever Created.

Yes, he’s a better toddler than my own kids.

No, I didn’t say cuter, because as you know, I have the cutest kids on the planet.

bygones

I’ll miss my NoNo.

But I think Claire will miss him most.

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My Girl and Dolphins

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Here’s the picture where you say… “Awwwwwww” and “Awe….some.”

Watching SeaWorld Dolphins

(The more I look at it, the more I think this photograph is friggin amazing.)

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The one where I’m my own pimp, but really, it’s for the good of the people

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

I’m gonna try my hardest to not make this post an advertisement for my store. But really, it kind of is.

NO! DON’T LEAVE!

If you’re new around here or if you happened to land here from one of the many combinations of the Google search terms FAT ASS GIRLS STAND PEE THREE ONE CUP JEANS RUBY TUESDAY CROUTONS, you may not know that I own, run, and pimp out an online store for kids stuffs.

Good for the Kids: Your store for Melissa & Doug toys, gifts for kids, arts & crafts, and Nuby cups & all Nuby replacement parts.

Some people like the store. You know, the awesome people.

I try to use my powers store for good, and now is one of those times.

Now through Sunday, January 24th, 10% of sales using coupon code jan15blog will be donated to the Red Cross and Friends of Maddie (5% to each charity). You will also receive 10% off your order, really, it’s a win/win. More details are available on the GFTK blog.

Some of the awesometastic kids toys and arts & crafts you must have for your kids:

Did YOU know I had a store that was so awesome?

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