This July, I’ll start off the month with my baby’s 5-year-old birthday.

5. Years. Old.
Damn.

I will end July with BlogHer ’09.

HELL-TO-THE-YEAH
(Don’t hate if you’re not going – I was uber-jealous last year. suckit)

I’ll be rubbin up on some serious ladies and some desperate mens.
And I’ll be wearing this not-so-glamorous, hot-ass shirt:

Buy yours now from Cafe Press. $2 from every item sold will go directly to the March of Dimes.
Major props to Miss Grace for the idea and making me actually go through w/ doing this.