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I was raised in an abnormal household of two un-divorced, full-blooded parents with a full-blooded sister. It’s a wonder I even turned out to function like a semi-normal person with all of the surrounding abnormalities. I’m pretty sure the chances of me becoming a semi-well-adjusted person after being brain-washed by my parents who planned to [...]
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It would be super inappropriate of me to send Patrick this someecard for our 13th wedding anniversary today. Or maybe I’ll send this one. But instead of being super inappropriate, I’ll send this one. We were pretty damn cute and skinny child brides back then. I think we’re pretty cute now. cards via someecards
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I have a friend who has never farted in front of her husband. Yes, she’s really a friend and it’s not really me saying it’s a friend. Yes, I have friends outside of the tubes of the internet. I think she may be lying. Farting in front of your spouse or partner or friend is [...]
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I’ve written ad nauseum about the challenges of my children sleeping in our marital bed. However far we’ve come with incentive charts and bribes and calm explanations and begging and pleading and flat-out yelling, the girls still come into our bed at some time during the early morning. They’re supposed to wait until the sun [...]
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I met Patrick back in the mid 90s when Hootie & the Blowfish was on repeat in the restaurant where we worked. We were both 18 and just out of high school. Apparently, he watched me from afar for about a year before he got up the nerve to ask me out on a real [...]
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