I don’t often brag about living in Florida. Except I’m lying. Going to the beach in December is pretty effing Awesome. Just be glad I didn’t take a picture of the margarita I drank while the sun set over the Gulf. I’m slightly jealous of everyone else’s cooler weather. And I’m definitely jealous of everyone else’s summer [...]
Watching my 3-year-old nephew fall over after being spun around by his mom, my sister? Priceless. My cackling? More than slightly annoying.
Do you realize how hard it is to have 2 dressed up girls and 1 dressed up VERY toddler boy pose, smile, and look in the direction of the camera all 3 at the same time? Very. But OH TEH CUTE you get as a result of the yelling, funny faces, arguments, wrangling, and bribing [...]
Forgive me, for I am a bit emo today. My sister is taking my nephew 104 miles (I google-mapped that shit) away from me. That’s 90 miles farther away from me than he’s been his whole life. 16 months of having Nolan 30 minutes from me. Now, I’ll actually have to plan to go see [...]